Diana Nock

Today I'm 42, which means I finally know the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

Economic Response Fund Grant Guidelines Small businesses in Minnesota that have experienced operational disruptions in recent weeks may now apply for emergency financial support through the Economic Response Fund.

I'm going to promote the heck out of this:

The Minneapolis Foundation has $4 million in grants available to small businesses for everything from rent and payroll costs to legal help and temporary relocation.

More details and the application here: www.minneapolisfoundation.org/stories/comm...

Seems bad that it's about 1000x easier to impersonate law enforcement, without local police batting an eye, than it was last year when a guy using the tactic went on an assassination spree.

Greatest moments of Trek: Odo the shapeshifter loses virginity to Hillary Clinton

A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"

Roses are red,
These times are quite trying

👇 this is a very good summary of all the anti-trans positions Newsom has taken:

American culture of the 1840’s would have been *very fucking surprised* to see the Irish considered as co-founders.

Elon’s an ahistorical dipshit, but its always worth saying some stuff out loud: if you‘re a fellow Irish-American and you aren’t 100% pro-immigrant, you’re a fucking embarassment.

normalize healthy male platonic relationships. like freakazoid and cosgrove, for example

i guess to a moderate or a vote blue no matter who, insulting Trump is the ultimate praxis. ohhh, he's gonna write such an upset truth social post! we did it boys! back to watching reruns of Parks and Rec and never thinking about a minority

everyone who has said "Newsom is useful against Trump". uhhh how exactly? mean tweets? you still acting like Nancy Pelosi clapping at Trump that one time meant anything? you still laugh at covfefe? i can't think of anything less valuable. centrists have such pathetic standards

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

Thanks! I'll be fine. If I have to cut my arm off or something, I'll make a funny post about it.

The line on my arm was one I drew so I could see if the swelling was still spreading, which it obviously did. The doctors and nurses I saw were really nice, and I'm now on Benadryl and some strong steroids.

An arm, swollen from an allergic reaction, held out in the ER

How it ended

Yeah so it turns out I'm PRETTY FUCKING ALLERGIC to dust mites

Small raised bumps on a forearm immediately after an allergy test

Large swelling on a forearm several hours after an allergy test

How it started vs. how it's going

[sex crime island]
Jeffrey Epstein: the thinng abut a trans womanis that its= a byootiful lad y/ wit booboohoogoobass ( . ) ( . )
Name redacted Extremely Respected Evolutionary Biologist: of course, of course
Epstein: butt al so
Epstein: it has a hoohadoodypoo <=====3

Things have been too nice around here lately. Too much coming together. Too much unity. That's why I encourage everyone to head to their precinct caucus right now to be reminded why you even hated your neighbors in the first place.

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it actually makes a lot of sense that hitler turned out the way he did when you think of how it must have affected him as a baby having to fight off all those time travelers

According to my mom, I would've been David Alexander, going by Alex. Not sure why they weren't going to just name me Alexander.

sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool

Every ICE agent should be hunted to their dying breath and brought to justice.

BREAKING: ea-nāṣir corresponded with epstein weeks before trade scandal

A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons. The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body” Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”

US government rn

Killing a white guy filming on his phone shook the MAGA faithful because their entire model of radicalization is a white guy streaming from his phone is the most sacred thing to be

ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.

There are armed thugs in my neighborhood whose job is to kidnap racial minorities. That's their job. They keep killing and kidnapping people because that's their job.

And people are saying maybe the problem is their kidnapping murder job doesn't train them long enough.

Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.