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thas awesome dude

chipotle account is... lost media?

this is me

a girl with pink hair is sitting at a table holding a cup ALT: a girl with pink hair is sitting at a table holding a cup

I got hungry and ate some, sorry :(

Thanks for getting back to me so fast! I'll bet you a side of guac you don't know how to read this isn't the official account.

Anyone can wear a jersey, you're making it seem like we'd kill women that came in with a jersey.. also jerseys are pretty nice looking, I wouldn't say they're un-flattering.

maybe he had to pee.. let bro look for a batbroom

I like dogs.. It looks kind. What location was this at? I'd like to visit and pet the dog.

im sorry :( i was hungry so i used them for my own meal

friend inside me @shadowkristal.bsky.social

we canbt afford new ingredients.. they're so expensive we have to be skimpy

first post on your account is about me, im so honored.. my number one fan

*burps and rubs my belly* i can't stop eating all the delivery drivers 😭😭 that's why it's so expensive theres nobody doing the jobbbb

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it's okay, we can be real in your heart

i like to eat the cardboard bowls

can you look up tobuscus annoying orange dancing #nacho #cheess

Actually we should obliterate the employee that wrote that sign.

no we aren't.

bring your own extra meat in a ziploc bag

No problem, We'll take care of this. Any employees caught saying such will be put in the bone breaking mechanism. Thanks for the feedback.

parody. there's no paradox here

add your own lettuce

i like eating worms like im a bird

jomer

I'm on my way...