🅴 Rassragr

Yeah I’ve got work to do

Plenty of iron

🤣

It’s been long enough. I think it’s time all you lovely queerios found out just how tasteless and unhinged my sense of humor is. 🙂

On my back legs pulled back hole to the camera

A lot less flexible than I was,
but I’m enthusiastically accommodating. And look at how little my dick is 🤏🤣
#sph #pierceddick

A person holding a sign with the text TRUST THE SCIENCE written in it. My face has been poorly photoshopped onto whoever this was.

More closet space is an excellent option!

*faceplant*

I just want to run my fingers through that beautiful shock of hair

What good boy’s gonna put their tongue to use?

Selfie trying on Tusk and ears

Selfie trying on Tusk and ears

Bit more cute than menacing 🐗

You look absolutely adorable 😍

Yes. But only the ones with hemorrhoids.

Who wears short shorts?
Sluts wear short shorts.

🔥🔥🔥

Fuck ICE.
Abolish ICE.
Prosecute ICE.

If you have a problem with that, unfollow me, stop coming to my shows and STOP calling yourself a Christian.

Happy birthday. I will never not like getting older. It’s an absolute privilege. You look amazing.

Standing naked in chastity in front of a shower curtain stretching

Streeeeeeeeetch

Piglet!

👅👅👅

Thanks 😇

You would know about giving a nice view of the ass 😉

a cartoon character from snow white and the seven dwarfs with the words aww shucks Alt: Bashful being bashful

Thank you!

Seems like a weird fear response

My standard approach is to join the letting, make sure my camera is on but mic muted, and then get up and walk off. I “return” when I hear the meeting actually start.

Smacks your ass in a no-homo-ok-maybe-a-little-bit-homo kinda way

Spaces like that are so weird. Hard to access = hard to clean. But congrats on getting the carpet out of there!

Mrs Peacock is my internal monologue.

Thanks. I’m entirely unsure what to expect. I’ll keep my expectations as low as my standards and morals 😆