Mike Oxharde

Memory Unlocked

Love the Matrix and the Wick franchise, but I’m going to say Constantine, with Devil’s Advocate behind it.

Morning horning

Brosnan and Craig for me.

Congrats!

Ooh, this sounds like something I need to check out… 🤔

This thing is insatiable…

Everything in this photo, including that mug 🤌

If you see this post, do it!

pronouns: he/him
height: 6’4”
shoe: 11.5
zodiac: aries ♈
smoke: not anymore
tattoos: 4 (or 17…)
piercings: none
fav drink: tea, or an old fashioned

I’ve gotta say… you look way taller than 6’1” here 🤔

How’d you get the .top domain? That’s awesome 🤌

A topless man take a selfie from above, his pants are pulled down but he attempts to cover himself with his other hand

I hope y’all had a good turkey day.

This kicks and the lighting 👌

Good morning
#bwc #cock #hung

It took me a while to get the hang of counting calories and tracking macros, but it’s nice how quickly my abs are returning to the visible realm.

But how many ghosts are in it?

I somehow missed Fast Five. Time to curl up under a blanket in shame.

@doormat9 it’s cool, I got you:

Fast and the Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Fast & Furious
Fast & Furious 6
Furious 7
The Fate of the Furious
Hobbs & Shaw
F9
Fast X
Fast XI
F&F Presents: Hobbs & Reyes
F&F: Untitled s-a f
F&F: Untitled f-l s-o
Spy Kids

Look at them grippers! Bean machines…

nyx (black cat) up high, being all judgy

we call this The Perch Of Judgment

A short story, in purple…

do i have to play warhammers 1-39,999 to understand 40,000

Roadside sign reading “our blowjob robots no longer murder”

*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody