Kal

Missing my baritone saxophone today

Fell down the stairs oops

If Taco Bell gives you the shits it’s because you don’t eat enough fiber and then have 3 servings of beans bro

3.5 week Surgery update!

Finally not covered in medical tape and able to see my actual results! Very happy so far even though I’m still pretty swollen in some areas. I can’t wait to get back in gym and back to work! But so far I’m feeling great and mostly normal :)

I hate seeing the tail end of local band drama and not being able to find the rest of the beef

Need tattoo apprentice

Dr said I could be “less strict” with wearing my compression vest. Throwing it away

I would order more Buffalo Wild Wings if their pick up lockers weren’t fucking stupid

ACCEPTED! I’m getting an apartment with my partner :) yay!

Fingers crossed this apartment we applied to accepts us

Dinner is mini candies and everything is by candle light. I’m not sorry.

Only songs on the playlist is the monster mash and 3 hours of Creepy Door squeaking and witches laughing and wolf howls.

To get to the reception you have to go through a haunted maze. Yes. Even grandma.

Can’t wait to wear a slutty crop top

Horror themed wedding and the ring bearer is one of those weird contortionist that crawl down the isle and freaks everyone out

I kinda look like one of those roach aliens from Men In Black

Got all my bandages off (minus some tape) and LOOOOOK! Doctors say I’m looking good. I’m feeling good. I’m starting to be more independent and can’t wait for the healing stage to be over :)

Had a dream that aliens kidnapped me and put my tots back on. Wtf

Not only did we loose a couple piercings to surgery I think my favorite beanier that I’ve had since the 10th grade was left behind :((

I can’t wait to get sushi

A little mad I don’t remember being put under. I wanted to say something funny as I was going out

Day 3 pain has been the worst so far

Just checked out of curiosity and my snake bites are still open after 1 year of no jewelry lol

Bro I am NOT flying any time soon wtf

Told my gf she might have to dress me during my recovery period and she lit up like a girl getting asked to play dress up in middle school. So cute.

Why am I craving deviled eggs

We are 2 weeks away from surgery! I’m so nervous and scared and excited and ready and not all at the same time! I’ve passed all my pre-op stuff and now we just have to get a hotel and wait!

Please share and donate if you can ;-; thank you so much to everyone who has donated so far :) love you

I got that thang on me

Watcha dooooooin