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Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:" Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats." Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions. Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.

The light shall usher in piss

4.55 be like

Cooking

Crystarium Soldiers every sin eater attack

Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam

This is where we're at now.

Many such cases

Paws. Send skeet

YCH done for hendak [fa]

plushie transformation 🧸

#furryart #art #commsopen

the mcdonald's AI ad was so telling, because the team admitted it took weeks of work to get even a few clips that looked like a commercial, and still you could see without looking closely that legs were bending the wrong way and stuff was levitating. garbage. complete scam.

A small flame with a hypnotic glow lowered itself into your hands. Your mind instantly gets lost in the beauty of its blaze, becoming unaware that your body is being slowly molded from it all.

Enjoy the new form! Snep tip jar: ko-fi.com/toshabi

Thanks Gaia

brute bomber: need help here! please assist brute bomber: don't jump instrucctions unclear. i jumped and dies brute bomber: never jump, value your life. you are needed

thanks brute bomber

Like, past, present, future and stuff

The Baldesion Arsenal Complete

Ball

unstable dog.mp4

IGN Review of Rhythm Doctor, rated 9/10: Amazing

we got a 9/10 by IGN? 🥹

Finally! Autistic girl would LOVE to teach the class, thanks An autistic A-level student has been described as “thrilled” after finally being offered the temporary role as teacher of her sixth-form English class, sources have claimed. Paige Thomas, 17, who has…

Paige Thomas, 17, who has been teaching the class on an informal basis, owing to her teacher’s incompetence, called the promotion “long overdue.”

everything_burns.mp4 #mariaclips

when i say i'm "going to bed", i really mean i am going to fantasize about my OCs kissing until sleep eventually stops me

7.0 spoilers

bluesky head of trust and safety going out of his way to be snarky on his personal account about a moderation issue, very cool look

have i mentioned yall need a pr team and your org is too big for you to act like a smug teenage irc oper like this? i am certain i've said that to you multiple times

Fuck my autism man

A film is just a TAS of a play

DRS cleared; doggie time

we’re so back