Prompting AI to ruin my life
I found the most fucked imaginable use case of AI for PhD holders #ImpostorSyndrome
23.05.2025 20:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@phillipcompeau.bsky.social
I came over here to shitpost. Computational biology (teaching) professor "Oh you're the guy who co-founded Rosalind" -- a few people, not many
Prompting AI to ruin my life
I found the most fucked imaginable use case of AI for PhD holders #ImpostorSyndrome
23.05.2025 20:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SVP occasionally for the nostalgia and that's about it
23.05.2025 14:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not telling
12.03.2025 01:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Died *with* hantavirus, not *of* hantavirus
07.03.2025 22:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More like Sam Bankman Freed amirite
07.03.2025 20:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hopping into my way back machine for this gem from shared grad student housing, once upon a time
06.03.2025 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βFinally, to correct the possible impression that the inability to face radical novelty is confined to the industrial world, let me offer you an explanation of the -at least American- popularity of Artificial Intelligence. One would expect people to feel threatened by the βgiant brainsβ or βmachines that think.β Tin fact, the frightening computer becomes less frightening if it is used only to simulate a familiar non-computer. I am sure that this explanation will remain controversial for quite some time, for Artificial Intelligence as mimicking the human mind prefers to view itself as at the front lined whereas my explanation relegates it to the rear guard. (The effort of using machines to mimic the human mind has always struck me as rather silly: Iβd rather use them to mimic something better.)β -EWD
Dijkstraβs remains the correct take on AI
05.03.2025 21:41 β π 32 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0In the same category as the former Jerome Bettis Grill in Pittsburgh having one-way glass above the urinals with a bar view so you could keep an eye on your gf at the bar
05.03.2025 22:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow
04.03.2025 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me too
03.03.2025 03:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Google just randomly showing this to me in search results. What a beautiful, necessary feature.
And congrats to Gene and Jeff! π
I'm gonna remind people that I feel pretty strongly that if you bought one of my ebooks legitimately, then you own the book and however you secure that ownership is fine by me
mashable.com/article/how-...
Basically that's how I saw the creation of the University of Austin
25.02.2025 16:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today was my favorite lecture of the semester because I got to show this video of the clock game on The Price is Right
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc9H...
Nothing says "I am not working right now and this is a waste of my and your time" quite like sending a weekly summary email
25.02.2025 02:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everything at Aldi is based
23.02.2025 04:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Universities are too expensive for students, they've lost a focus on the communities they inhabit, they employ too many executivess who don't add any value, etc. But it's easier for universities to slow PhD admissions than incorporate real systemic change.
Fewer PhDs means America loses innovation
In this teaching life you get to choose: post old memes no one gets, or steal from the greats?
21.02.2025 03:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What do you think the prompt was that generated this?
18.02.2025 02:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How the hell am I gonna feed my kids when my great great grandfather's $3.63 per month social security check (which he earned from 40 hard years of clubbing baby seals) gets stopped?
18.02.2025 02:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@danprimack.bsky.social gets it
13.02.2025 14:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are discovering very quickly which private organizations are led by cowards. That's the thing about cowards, they panic and show you who they are very quickly
07.02.2025 13:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Government agenciesβ moves to comply with Donald Trumpβs executive orders have sparked feverish efforts to archive US government data in online repositories like the Internet Archive.
06.02.2025 05:52 β π 403 π 127 π¬ 19 π 10A revelation about working in academia is that the angriest, most irritated people are also the kindest, truest of heart people you will encounter. What does that tell you?
06.02.2025 00:35 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Inspired by @charlesgaba.com's Herculean effort to post all Wayback URLs from the CDC website (including pages that have recently been deleted), I built this GitHub repo to share Wayback links to all CDC website pages, and will add more websites when I get a chance github.com/Niema-Lab/Go...
04.02.2025 23:36 β π 96 π 41 π¬ 5 π 4The era where significant parts of America tried to uplift people who hadn't been born into opportunity was brief, but it was hopeful.
Frankly I can't believe it happened at all
1. Reckoner
2. Paranoid android
3. Pyramid song
4. Fake plastic trees
5. True love waits
Subject to revision
I, for one, dream of a country in which people reach (underpaid) roles in (critical) governmental services by merit alone (and then take a severance offer and resign leaving that role understaffed)
30.01.2025 20:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We built Rosalind, the Bioinformatics Algorithms project, and the Biological Modeling online course
29.01.2025 05:07 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say what you will about AI, but we just had an era in which our smartest quantitative minds spent their time training bots to sell ads to other bots.
That era was extremely annoying and boring. Like if smart kids all wanted to do accounting for some reason