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I came over here to shitpost. Computational biology (teaching) professor "Oh you're the guy who co-founded Rosalind" -- a few people, not many

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Prompting AI to ruin my life

Prompting AI to ruin my life

I found the most fucked imaginable use case of AI for PhD holders #ImpostorSyndrome

23.05.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SVP occasionally for the nostalgia and that's about it

23.05.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not telling

12.03.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Died *with* hantavirus, not *of* hantavirus

07.03.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Sam Bankman Freed amirite

07.03.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hopping into my way back machine for this gem from shared grad student housing, once upon a time

06.03.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œFinally, to correct the possible impression that the inability to face radical novelty is confined to the industrial world, let me offer you an explanation of the -at least American- popularity of Artificial Intelligence. One would expect people to feel threatened by the β€œgiant brains” or β€œmachines that think.” Tin fact, the frightening computer becomes less frightening if it is used only to simulate a familiar non-computer. I am sure that this explanation will remain controversial for quite some time, for Artificial Intelligence as mimicking the human mind prefers to view itself as at the front lined whereas my explanation relegates it to the rear guard. (The effort of using machines to mimic the human mind has always struck me as rather silly: I’d rather use them to mimic something better.)” -EWD

β€œFinally, to correct the possible impression that the inability to face radical novelty is confined to the industrial world, let me offer you an explanation of the -at least American- popularity of Artificial Intelligence. One would expect people to feel threatened by the β€œgiant brains” or β€œmachines that think.” Tin fact, the frightening computer becomes less frightening if it is used only to simulate a familiar non-computer. I am sure that this explanation will remain controversial for quite some time, for Artificial Intelligence as mimicking the human mind prefers to view itself as at the front lined whereas my explanation relegates it to the rear guard. (The effort of using machines to mimic the human mind has always struck me as rather silly: I’d rather use them to mimic something better.)” -EWD

Dijkstraβ€˜s remains the correct take on AI

05.03.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the same category as the former Jerome Bettis Grill in Pittsburgh having one-way glass above the urinals with a bar view so you could keep an eye on your gf at the bar

05.03.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow

04.03.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me too

03.03.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Google just randomly showing this to me in search results. What a beautiful, necessary feature.

And congrats to Gene and Jeff! πŸ‘‘

28.02.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How to download your Kindle books while Amazon still allows it After Feb. 26, Amazon is doing away with its Kindle "download and transfer via USB" option.

I'm gonna remind people that I feel pretty strongly that if you bought one of my ebooks legitimately, then you own the book and however you secure that ownership is fine by me

mashable.com/article/how-...

24.02.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6521    πŸ” 1410    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 73

Basically that's how I saw the creation of the University of Austin

25.02.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Price is Right - Bad Game of 'Clock Game'
YouTube video by boogyman10o1 The Price is Right - Bad Game of 'Clock Game'

Today was my favorite lecture of the semester because I got to show this video of the clock game on The Price is Right

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc9H...

25.02.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says "I am not working right now and this is a waste of my and your time" quite like sending a weekly summary email

25.02.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything at Aldi is based

23.02.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Universities are too expensive for students, they've lost a focus on the communities they inhabit, they employ too many executivess who don't add any value, etc. But it's easier for universities to slow PhD admissions than incorporate real systemic change.

Fewer PhDs means America loses innovation

22.02.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In this teaching life you get to choose: post old memes no one gets, or steal from the greats?

21.02.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you think the prompt was that generated this?

18.02.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How the hell am I gonna feed my kids when my great great grandfather's $3.63 per month social security check (which he earned from 40 hard years of clubbing baby seals) gets stopped?

18.02.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@danprimack.bsky.social gets it

13.02.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are discovering very quickly which private organizations are led by cowards. That's the thing about cowards, they panic and show you who they are very quickly

07.02.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Data Hoarders Are Rushing to Save Vanishing US Health Records Computer science professor Niema Moshiri was watching TV last Thursday evening when his phone lit up with frantic messages from a virologist in Canada. The warning was urgent: back up the US Centers f...

Government agencies’ moves to comply with Donald Trump’s executive orders have sparked feverish efforts to archive US government data in online repositories like the Internet Archive.

06.02.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 403    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10

A revelation about working in academia is that the angriest, most irritated people are also the kindest, truest of heart people you will encounter. What does that tell you?

06.02.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Inspired by @charlesgaba.com's Herculean effort to post all Wayback URLs from the CDC website (including pages that have recently been deleted), I built this GitHub repo to share Wayback links to all CDC website pages, and will add more websites when I get a chance github.com/Niema-Lab/Go...

04.02.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

The era where significant parts of America tried to uplift people who hadn't been born into opportunity was brief, but it was hopeful.

Frankly I can't believe it happened at all

31.01.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Reckoner
2. Paranoid android
3. Pyramid song
4. Fake plastic trees
5. True love waits

Subject to revision

30.01.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I, for one, dream of a country in which people reach (underpaid) roles in (critical) governmental services by merit alone (and then take a severance offer and resign leaving that role understaffed)

30.01.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We built Rosalind, the Bioinformatics Algorithms project, and the Biological Modeling online course

29.01.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Say what you will about AI, but we just had an era in which our smartest quantitative minds spent their time training bots to sell ads to other bots.

That era was extremely annoying and boring. Like if smart kids all wanted to do accounting for some reason

27.01.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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