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New Pokémon Go update just dropped and I now have 1000 more items than my bag can hold. I won't be able to spin a Pokéstop for like a month 😦

#PokemonGo

Let me get this straight. You ask me to choose between an animated raccoon or a talk show host, and expect me to have any modicum of difficulty making the decision?

It's the raccoon every time. You'd be a buffoon to assume otherwise.

Panel 1) A person is suspicious of a man waiting around the corner, thinking that man is waiting for him for an unknown but ominous reason. Panel 2) The suspicious man is reciting the lyrics to Kokomo by the Beach Boys whilst drinking a Diet RC Cola.

Aruba, Jamaica.

And then I spent the whole dream imagining a banger tweet to make fun of people who use AI Wizard.
It ended up being,

"when you send the invite to the wrong gc and the weird friend shows up and starts saying shit like 'what if you could have a mortgage ache?"

I had a dream where someone was showing off an extension they put on their TV called Sports Wizard where an AI wizard would talk over the game and give you pretend stats on players that don't exist.

It's genuinely one of the best Lil' Wayne songs

Classic Meatloaf

When he says he'd do anything for love (but he won't do that)

I hate Elonald as much as the next guy but wow the level of dicksucking here is off the charts. Just as bad as the people who posted Trump with a six pack. Also AI is for losers.

The war criminal??

Who let the meemaws get their hands on AI?

Blind Owen Wilson when someone hands him a copy of Madden

This and any game with unlocks/achievements based on daily challenges. I love roguelikes but I'm not gonna play 100 daily challenges. Doesn't matter how good your game is.

2 hours ago 🤔

You dropped this

Fuck that. Nobody accidentally voted for trump. They saw a felon with a campaign to take away rights from women and people of color and they said "yeah this is my guy"
Anybody who voted for that deserves the worst. This isn't a TV show. They don't get a redemption arc.

Guile has two moves so I think I got this one in the bag.

Nerscylla!!! I've missed you so much 😭

Unless you're someone's Shirt Brother

New @emilyharpist.bsky.social variant dropped!? 😮

We’re just innocent men

You forgot to add this at the end

Someone come get their meemaw.

AI art is for losers. Doesn't matter how good the message is.

This is super last minute but today we'll be on @sarahz.bsky.social's LIVESTREAM FOR TRANS RIGHTS supporting the Transgender Law Center!

We're going to be hopping on the stream from around 4pm - 5pm ET to hang out and raise some money for a good cause! Come join us!

www.youtube.com/@SarahZ

Slow news day, eh?

Could have posted this without the AI images.

I'm gonna spend so much money on this.

Using AI art to get your point across- even if it's a really good point, always makes me think you're dumb as fuck.
Like how do you claim to care about important issues and still use a program that
a) Uses a metric fuckton of energy
And
b) Steals from actual human artists to feed its algorithm

Ok but how do I get to the part of Blusky that isn't "blah blah Trump blah blah TikTok"??

I get it, we're all mad that America is controlled by billionaire Nazis. But I just want to read posts about Monster Hunter and Splatoon.

Finally deleted my Meta and X accounts.
Zuckerberg, you're a lil' bitch with a small peeper.
Musk, you're built like a fridge and you have to buy friends.