May I suggest a chant: Your children will know what you've done.
12.01.2026 22:33 — 👍 252 🔁 42 💬 8 📌 2May I suggest a chant: Your children will know what you've done.
12.01.2026 22:33 — 👍 252 🔁 42 💬 8 📌 2
It’s been a Monday.
15.09.2025 23:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A little mountain air is good for the soul.
21.07.2025 03:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Los Angeles, I love you.
08.06.2025 00:27 — 👍 335 🔁 30 💬 4 📌 4The Whitehouse is now a psychiatric ward .
22.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 2702 🔁 345 💬 139 📌 38
My perfect, beautiful, amazing, majestic meow.
23.03.2025 00:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.
12.03.2025 10:19 — 👍 11387 🔁 2169 💬 160 📌 59upon further reflection evolution was a mistake. today i shall be focusing on growing back my gills and returning to the sea
10.03.2025 12:11 — 👍 1324 🔁 245 💬 50 📌 13
So much winning!
10.03.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DOGE waste eliminating efforts have reached Twitter.
10.03.2025 16:59 — 👍 406 🔁 29 💬 16 📌 0I’m all out of everything. Look elsewhere.
15.02.2025 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me too. At his age, he should be playing with friends.
11.02.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I have to hear the word “doge” one more time, my head is going to explode. #txlege
11.02.2025 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Politics.
05.02.2025 14:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anyone who says that money can’t buy happiness has never paid an adoption fee. Have a great Wednesday
05.02.2025 11:27 — 👍 15599 🔁 955 💬 296 📌 55It’s going to be a long long four years. Unbearably traumatizing. Like a daily gut punch.
01.02.2025 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Credit @vintagefantasy.bsky.social
01.02.2025 12:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're not hungry, you're just staring again at the fridge hoping for a miracle.
18.01.2025 14:39 — 👍 773 🔁 124 💬 32 📌 4If you say any of these words, I immediately loose respect for you: shadow banned, throttled, engagement, influencer, unboxing, collab. There’s more but you see where I’m going with this.
19.01.2025 12:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The cream does not rise to the top in Texas, y’all.
16.01.2025 11:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me, talking to my boss: doomscrolling is integral to my process
15.01.2025 17:11 — 👍 35 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0
2025 in a nutshell…
15.01.2025 05:03 — 👍 32295 🔁 4498 💬 278 📌 195Tuesday is going to be such a nightmare. #txlege
11.01.2025 00:37 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Tomorrow is opening day of the Texas legislative session #txlege
14.01.2025 04:20 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2If we have enough money to buy another country then we have enough money to ensure nobody is homeless or goes hungry.
11.01.2025 03:06 — 👍 25902 🔁 5018 💬 868 📌 303I’m on my first cruise, ever. It’s some high end situation. So basically, I’m surrounded by old drunks as opposed to young drunks. 3/10 would not recommend.
05.01.2025 11:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Picture of a page from a Mo Willems children’s story Elephant and Piggie, wherein piggie is offering Elephant a bowl of green goo with flies buzzing around it while yelling “Do you want to try my slop?” - Elephant does not look excited
every tech company in 2025
01.01.2025 18:44 — 👍 10584 🔁 1934 💬 70 📌 68I have now eaten all of the Christmas chex mix. All of it.
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