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@milesofgray.bsky.social Mr. NoHo, I would GREATLY appreciate a link to the TDZ discord 🙏

shot in the dark, but this looks like it could be done by the same artist! weemsgallery.com/products/rav...

I am going to lose my mind. this is a warning 🙃

since I’ve posted these just about everywhere 🥰 can’t wait to meet our little boy

I’ve been off work for thanksgiving for 5 days, stayed sick the whole time, and have yet to have a day with no company and nothing to do but be sick in peace 😭

"basic science says there are only two genders!!"

what does advanced science say tho 🤔

bone apple teeth 😋

this isn’t even a weird pregnancy snack, I just eat those

anyway false alarm, found the honey 🍯

pregnancy week 11: almost cried bc I thought we were out of honey for my peanut butter/honey tortilla wrap

booktok title generator: [theoretical place] of [elemental noun] and [ominous noun]

this is an older pic but I miss this bad bitch energy 🫠

I haven’t decided what kinda platform this is for me lol. I could choose not to care and just do me 🦭

A lot of alphabet books

A definitive tier ranking of how all the alphabet books in my house handle the letter X. 🧵

colonization 🦃

they really did predict everything

ughhh this should be fucking illegal

one rotund boi

I looked over and literally gasped

mass X-odus

Apropos of nothing, anybody who says that audiobooks aren’t “real” reading or that people who use them aren’t “real” readers can kiss both my ass and my royalty statement.

my kid and I watched the 1964 stop-motion Rudolph Christmas special while decorating the tree today and we agreed that Santa is kind of a fascist actually

morpheus: do you want the blue or red pill

me: i doubt either of these are covered by my insurance

a menace, I tell you

I don’t even care to change his mind, bc I probably won’t. but I bet you shared it here bc you expected everyone to agree, didn’t ya buddy

I’m gonna be a problem for you

I know a bigot in the local facebook group hate to see me coming lmao. for no other reason than I am not in a mood to watch it go unchallenged

I wanna know what made me think I could rise above the influence of pregnancy hormones. damn my arrogance, my hubris

she hobby on my lobby til I doorbuster

sounding off!!

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes