Simon Allum

It's totally illogical. It's all payable in shares in Tesla which if he tries to sell will tank the stock. It's fantasy playground stuff for fantasists. It's like these people inhabit a different planet to the rest of us.

Apologies. Not inaccurate, unachievable....

When you look into it its all based on totally inaccurate sales targets. Headline grabbing and nothing more.

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This is a work of genius, hits home hard.

Unfortunately the people that this needs to reach are the ones who really don't care.

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

Random thought of the day: yes, there were many other nations involved, but in a basic sense it was the UK & US that saved us from fascism in WW2.

With Trump in the White House & frog-face & his gang of mini-Nazis surging in the polls, who save us this time?

Thank you, this is absolutely brilliant

Unfortunately it won't, they'll look to blame anyone but themselves.

Agree with every word of that. Not looking forward to hearing all of the mancs telling us how they are back .......

Definitely a yellow

Can you not strip them of retrospective honours? Punishes the club but not the current regime that way.

It's got to be Beautiful Child by Fleetwood Mac. Haunting.

The Telegraph Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence [Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday] Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent 29 August 2025 8:57am BST

The Telegraph Money > Property > Second homes How to avoid tax on your second home From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net [Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto] Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer 29 August 2025 1:21pm BST

On the same day in the Telegraph:

If you give him airtime you make him relevant. If you ignore him he's chatting to himself.

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I'm sure we'll hear all about how they are improving and the stats are so much better than last season....or that it just needs 1 thing to click.....or that they were unlucky.....or one of the other million excuses.

It gets even better

MIGRANTS AREN'T THE PROBLEM INEQUALITY IS Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

Migrants didn't cut council funding. Migrants didn't cut NHS funding. Migrants didn't close youth centres. Migrants didn't sell off council houses. Migrants aren't filling our rivers with sewage.

Farage and co. will tell you to point the finger at migrants.

Don't fall for it.

That's a shame although I have been led to believe that the pubs are open despite it being a bank holiday😂

Not watching the big match?

Proving you can beat anyone by losing 1-0, at home!

Utd are on 7 wins in 28 league games under Amorim. I wouldn’t be coming out with such bollocks just yet.

I hope whoever was stood next to the prick who said something racist goes straight to a steward and tells them. Zero place for it in the game and bellends like that need to be banned.

Fuck off, racists. Get out.

Feels very much like a changing of the guard.

WHEN IS IT NOT SMALL BOATS WEEK THO??
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When is it wealth inequality week, eh?? WHEN DOES THAT COME AROUND?