Dr. Octothorpe

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

Are… are they suggesting the actions/pardons of an incompetent executive can and should be voided? We can play that game if they *really* want us to…

o/~ and the sandwich thrown fair/
onions flying mid-air /
gave proof through the night /
mustard stains were still there o/~

Oil’s well that ends well!

If you can’t be with the one you loof, honey, loof the one you’re with.

“We all vote down here!”

What is Louvre? Baby don’t hurt me.

If these people were in charge they would have allied themselves with Germany.

Crockpots belong in 641.7, ‘Specific cooking processes and techniques’, not just scattered about anywhere in nonfiction! Now keep it down before the librarians shush all of us!

It’s like my grandma always said, a stitch in time is worth two in the bush.

I hope this doesn’t push you one step closer to the edge.

People who buy them tend to be repeat customers. As the saying goes, one good Tern deserves another.

Throw in a ‘now kiss’ option while you’re at it.

I don’t think I have quite enough room in my yard for a proper pyramid.

You could have stopped after the first seven words.

Tom Clancy’s Everyone Poops

…I Kant even with this.

So you’re saying you haven’t received this news...
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
With Arms Wide Open?
(⌐■_■)
YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Let he who is without pickles cast the first sub.

This photo looks like you two have decided it’s time to introduce me to Gil Scott-Heron’s work but you’re about to argue with each other over where to start.

They should have built it in the capital of Montana.

Shart Deco

…you’re going to crowing about this great idea of yours all day, aren’t you?

It’s like a Family Circus Sunday comic strip where they show one of the kids’ path through the neighborhood, and I mean that in the best way possible.

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Router? I hardly know her!

It was the best of times, it was the yurts of times.

We’re not fighting to protect our past, we’re fighting to save our Futura.

Is there a layaway plan for libs?