Hood Rat just told his famous ”what do you call a black pirate?“ joke at an NAACP meeting and now I’m getting credible death threats in my text messages.
03.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hood Rat just told his famous ”what do you call a black pirate?“ joke at an NAACP meeting and now I’m getting credible death threats in my text messages.
03.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just burnt toast and told my Daddy Derek he was having a stroke. Let the fun begin. 🙂
25.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They made my Big Mac wrong! Should I call the police?
22.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No one is more mature than Cool Cat!
15.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can’t talk me out of it.
14.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Daddy Derek says "what goes around, comes around!" Usually after I poop. It's very weird.
14.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We made up. For now. But Dirty Dog will probably fart on our gold medals and then our truce will be over. 🤢
13.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I won. You didn’t. Top that, bitch!
13.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s me.
I was the thirteenth reason why.
Six-Seven
14.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Coming soon to IMAX!
01.01.2026 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone else ship the Wet Bandits?
01.01.2026 05:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m so sorry I used to be woke…
28.12.2025 21:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Merry Christmas Cool Cat to You!
25.12.2025 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are you ready?
24.12.2025 20:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh no!
20.12.2025 06:23 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0So sticky.
18.12.2025 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My Daddy Derek has listened to this 500 times on full volume.
15.12.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0North was the best movie ever.
15.12.2025 05:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna make Cool Cat Stops a University Massacre next! I must save the college kids, and the college girls! Meow! They might kiss me after I save them!
14.12.2025 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Profoundly disturbed by how Little Bear just struts around naked. Put some pants on, you freak! #ProtectTheKids
12.12.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Penis
11.12.2025 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No bad words! Kids are here!
10.12.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did!
10.12.2025 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh no! I told my Daddy not to film this! How embarrassin! 🤣
10.12.2025 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Show your face, you coward!
10.12.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yay!
10.12.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is what we’ve been saying! Cool Cat will save all the kids in Fortnite and teach them good lessons about spending micro-transactions on Cool Cat merch!
10.12.2025 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The world will never be a safe place so long as Butch is still breathing.
10.12.2025 17:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Daddy Derek keeps telling me to “fart louder” at the Thanksgiving dinner table and Momma Cat is just sitting there doing nothing to stop him.
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