Firr

I've been to universal more often after I quit than before lol.

Lookit this dumb idiot I love him

Okay, this has to be at least 10 years ago now I spent a couple nights at Stewart Copeland's house. It was for a podcast my uncle was doing, but it was just so they could bullshit and play drums together.

When they were reminiscing at the party I said how much I liked that coffee machine.

If you knew either of those names without having to look it up, you should probably get your colonoscopy scheduled.

This is going to sound like I am absolutely making this up but I swear to God this is 100% real.

I'm about to buy Stewart Copeland's old coffee machine off of Kevin Cronin.

An offhand comment I made last year by my uncle's birthday party apparently stuck around.

What is my life

Perfect for shoving into a locker then, NERD

I wanna bully a kobold

Feels like the kind day for that

A hat I just got in the mail that says "I <3 peeing"

I swear to God too many people have my address.

It was non Hodgkin lymphoma too!!! Imagine the price if it was the name brand cancer.

Just in case you were considering it, I would highly recommend not getting cancer.

I'm so out of the loop I'm only aware of a new Pokemon whenever I start seeing TF art of it on FA.

LOOK OF I GOTTA STOP FOR WINGS BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A LONG DRIVE I NEED SNACKS DO BE IT

WHY EVEN MAKE IT A FUCKING DIVERGING DIAMOND IF YOU'RE GONNA MISS OUT ON THE PART THAT MAKES THE DIAMOND WORTH IT.

It is BULLSHIT there's no way to get on I4 westbound from here.

SEE SOMETHING MISSING FROM THIS PICTURE HUH?

LOOK I AM A REASONABLE MAN BUT MAKING ME DRIVE A MILE THE WING WAY TO GET ON THE HIGHWAY IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME BURN THINGS.

INCOMPETENT. INCOMPETENT MORON!!

My fursona keeps changing into different things but one thing stays the same

He's always my perfect little idiot. My beautiful dumbass. My sweet incontinent moron.

I also timed it between loops

45 seconds
37 seconds
1 min 12 seconds
54 seconds

Whoever thought this up, I'm not eve like upset I'm impressed at this level of bullshittery.

I found a phone system with a new evil thing.

Called em, got put in the phone queue, then got: "Did you know you can get results quicker on our app? We can text you information, or press 4 to stay on and wait"

Every cycle it changed the number, and if you didn't respond in time it hung up on you.

dinosaur pants.

I will not elaborate.

C:

Just for the record this is non alcoholic

1pt Ritual NA tequila

1/2pt Ritual NA whiskey

Juice from two limes

Agave syrup

Dash of orange bitters

Single drop of liquid smoke

Sprinkle of crystallized ginger

Shake and pour over ice

Garnish with a lime wedge

oops I made a pooltoy TF hoop

If it isn't it should be.

This is weird right?

Goooosh this looks so oddly relaxing

I was gonna say "who doesn't love toilets?" then remembered babyfurs.

"prank gift boxes" with two options: candle lovers and toilet lovers

Ah yes, the two types of lovers.

wait

the guy in the reflection has a coat on but the reflection is the right way

but it should be reversed because it's a mirr...

wait is that the insid..

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