3 opossums in a trench coat

When your PM calls at 7:30 on your day off, you know it’s a “heeeeey can you come in?” call 🙄

Gross

Yoooooooo fuck this air quality

I used to go a couple times a week. A lot of my staples come from there. It’s been a lot of research to find alternate sources but I’m successful so far!

I cannot fathom being that racist. 😳

He ended up with 2 dresses, one for the photo shoot(it’s actually a toddler dress) and one for his party that was easier for him to walk around in.

When Dicken was about 3 or 4, I told him if he made it to 15, I’d throw him a quinceanera. I didn’t think he’d live that long or be in such good health. But here we are.

I can honestly say that I don’t know where I’d be without this naughty, funny, loving dog. Happy 15th birthday, buddy man!!!

4 weeks til my birthday, what are you getting me?

This game is ridonkulously stressful. I didn’t expect any less tbh though.

(This is a #chiefs post)

This is just air dried but if I wanted to put in the effort, I could actually have wavy hair all the time.

I definitely don’t want to put in the effort to find the products that would work best on my hair though. 🤷‍♀️ #lazybitch

My handsome buddy man in his new Aldi sweater. I can’t believe he turns 15 next month!

Wore all of my RBG dissent things I could find(earrings, necklace, pin) and ignored the news today. I will keep myself informed at a later time, it is too much to bear today.

Amy Poehler Tv GIF Alt: Amy Poehler playing Leslie Knope from the TV show Parks & Rec. A blonde woman with short hair, shaking her head slightly while smiling and scrunching her face saying "Oh, I'm currently in deep denial that that's happening."

"Inauguration is on Monday."

Got a cereal milk latte at Dutch Bros and while it’s delicious, I will not get it with the cereal bits on top again. Chunky should not be a descriptor for coffee drinks.

The Trek that got me fully into Trek is now old enough to make me feel old.

The definition of FAFO

Update: the Xanax is currently winning. Anxiety level dropped dramatically and the subsequent adrenaline crash has me wanting a nap VERY VERY BAD.

I need my daily dose of caffeine so that I can function as a human but also needed a Xanax because my anxiety chose violence this morning so now it’s a just a war in my brain as to which drug reigns supreme.

I’ve had zero interaction with my last 7 posts. Unsure how to fix that on this platform.

Watched A Christmas Story for the first time in 20+ years after I got burnt out on it being shoved at me everywhere I turned. I did not hate it and genuinely laughed at several parts. I don’t think it will become part of my normal rotation of Christmas movies though.

My executive dysfunction is never stronger than when I have to get out of bed in the morning.

Me and my brother’s Christmas wish lists from 1990, I was 8, he was 6. I did get PJ Sprkels that year! Still waiting on Shrak Atcak.

Joshmas is near!!!

Way to entirely misunderstand the franchise’s ideals 🙄

I have been sick since Saturday night and every day I feel WORSE despite taking many things that usually make me feel better. I’M TIRED OF THIS, I WANT TO FEEL BETTER!

(Yes, I’ve been to the doctor, I’m negative for COVID and strep. 🤷‍♀️)

G’day 2 of Christmas earrings! 🎄🎁🐨

Happy first day of Christmas earrings!! 🎄🎅🏼🤶🏼

What’s the best thing you made for #Thanksgiving yesterday?

I’m pretty proud of the parmesan crusted brussels sprouts I made.

Thanksgiving menu