Liam Gallagher

GET A GRIP ON MY SACK YA KNOB

SHITTING FROM MY CUNT. LG x

I did not touch you mate.

Suck ya mum

I ain’t got all fucking day mate

Fuck Borat

What does this mean, mate.

I dont get it

Cunt

It’s cause ya ugly cunt

Literature you uneducated twat

Went for a drink with the lads and got my drink spiked with Ernest Hemingway’s A Farewell to Arms. Won’t be going to war anytime soon I can tell ya that much. LG x

I have to play nice now so I’ll just nod along

Who is Noel Gallagher

Cant be that bad if ya still here

Whatever

Oasis Reunion Shows sold out now i’ll be selling my feet pictures for $300 a piece. LG x

Is the secret that you prefer Noel because I’d also never admit that LG x

Ants in my pants LG x

Seems a bit disingenuous to sign with my name LG x

See you in France i guess.

YOUR ANUS

Cut it out you cunt

Piss off

Cant believe I’ve gotta play a show in fucking ireland I hate bono

Across the globe seems like a bit too far now don’t we think

Shotgunning a Red Bull for the labor day weekend or whatever you american Twats do for that shit LG x

Didnt say that you massive cunt

Damn fuckin straight