SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥

This movie, War Machine, is what will happen if you finish AI before making mental healthcare a free and readily available high priority. If the tech is inevitable, but society isn't mature enough to be trusted not to unleash killbots, you need to reduce the chances of someone wanting to make a 💀🤖.

I would very much like to be able to flag all the programming that uses PTSD flashbacks as a narrative tool and eliminate them from search results for a while. I'm trying to get them to chill out. I don't need reminders to press play again on the horror show embedded in my entertainment.

Um... Yeah... We call it Adderall, and we actually do teach kids how to use it responsibly and we regulate it. We also crack down on people who use it who don't need it.

I'm think it's just my cheap-ass TCL TV developing RAM corruption, but has anybody else seen this? You pause Netflix on an episode and walk away until it shuts down. Turn the TV back on and pull up the show and it's in the middle of the PREVIOUS episode!

I didn't expect an $800 65" to last.

Nah. I've dated autistic women in the hyper-emotional category and those meltdowns always blindside you. It's a totally different, irrational person that takes over.

Most are just ASD quirky in my experience. Many are A++ maskers which diagnostics have to penetrate. That's why women slip through.

I'm telling you, this is death by cop for Trump. He's begging for someone to take him out fast so he doesn't have to suffer in prison, and they hope that will be the end of it and we won't destroy the 1% after that.

Does she have to use a snorkel to breathe when she's so far up Trump's Brobdingnagian Ass?

a man without a shirt is taking a shower in a dark room ALT: a man without a shirt is taking a shower in a dark room

What is one of your ultimate comfort movies?
#FilmSky 🎥

I'd hate to think that Russia has something WORSE than the Pedo Syndicate VIP status. I mean, he raped 12 year olds and then told them *they could do better.* To me that means he's had better 12 year olds on occasion.

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A sacrifice for why exactly?

It can be a distraction, a genocide, a money grab, forcing a prophecy, attempting to see what he can get away with, AND attempted suicide by global instability so he doesn't see prison ALL AT ONCE.

It's a floor polish and a desert topping.

Ya know when sliced cheese has that little paper between the slices and sometimes you peel the paper off of one side and don't see the one stuck on the other side and then you put it in a burrito and discover that paper's really chewy?

No? I guess it's just me then. Delicious burrito. Texture? Oof.

Mandate that they use closed loop cooling systems that don't turn drinking water into steam. Make them reclaim that steam and keep using the same water. Cheap, lazy bastards.

Certainly not the dog.

Do all Americans who know what onomatopoeia is immediately see Adam West and Burt Ward fighting off costumed criminals in their head?

That's the picture that changed everything I though about the universe. Once I saw that, I said, "Of course there's other life in the universe. Those are all giant galaxies, full of stars too distant to make out without help. No way life only happened once out of all of those trillions of chances."

Human. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

On cost/ounce basis, normal Cheetos (65¢/oz) cost about 3x as much as breaded mozzarella sticks (21¢/oz).

How does that make sense? Nothing makes sense anymore.

YouTube video by Cortical Labs Living Human Brain Cells Play DOOM on a CL1

Deeeeaaaaammmmm

I worked on Wishbone back in the day. I forget the foley artist's name, but she was pretty damn cool. I complimented her on her nails and she said. "It's great. I get to write off my manicures for this job. They're Wishbones toenails." She tapped her nails on stuff every time you saw the dog walk.

Oh. Wait. It's raining. I guess the storm siren test doesn't get performed if there's weather that could be make people think it's not a test.

They're late.

Monthly reminder that today is the first Wed of the month and that means you have 3 minutes to come up with a prank for the alarms that are about to sound at the top of the hour.

If you're looking for anything specific, film crew love to talk about set life.

If you want to know the temperature of the cast and crew at any given point, talk to the makeup department. They're un-certified therapists.

If you get bored switch your walkie to the G&E channel. Those guys are entertaining talk radio. Just be near someone still on 1 if someone calls for you.

New rule. Whenever an institution overtly, illegally detains any individual, the responsible parties of that crime have to be incarcerated for the same amount of time.

If you can throw anybody in a pit without ever worrying about getting thrown in a pit, the pits will all be full.

I watched The Twits last night. It's the first film I've seen that felt like the movie was trying to deprogram MAGA viewers, which gave it a bonus half-star, but something about the pacing was off. Everything felt like it was up too long, like they were milking A LOT. 3.5 stars.

I mean, out of those three, a bear eating a bunch of cocaine is the least implausible, so I'm cool with that concept. Sharknado on the other hand makes my eyes roll every time. Maybe if it was a cartoon, sure, but not live action.

If welcoming Armageddon isn't an impeachable offense, that needs to be one of the first new amendments we need to pass.

Publicly express willingness to end the world? No process needed. You're out. You can be removed by any citizen, official, or foreign entity with no threat of punishment.