BΛRNES

10:30 on a Saturday night I’m ready to honk shoo mi mi mi mi mi

You’re on the 33rd expedition

Hope this helps x

It’s not shaming.. it’s taking factual data and then commenting on it????

Like.. get a grip???

Hmm maybe I be irresponsible and get a switch 2… 🤔

Oh well that I didn’t see

A child

Honestly I’d prefer tuberculosis to tube closures ngl

Guess who read about the tube closures

And then forgot about the tube closures

And is now very late for work

I’d rather it just be pouring with rain, or sunny, but not this constant grey cloud which makes everything dark and miserable but not even wet…

Not going lie I thought Erewhon was a k-pop group or something

Not bad for someone who slept slightly better then them the day before

I just woke up

I miss littlebigplanet so much 😭

Seeing all the “corporate girlie” influencers shit on the MacBook Neo

have you considered

✨ not everything is for you xo ✨

Okay 🥺

I got a fancy vibrating eye mask to help me sleep better and if this doesn’t work I think I may just walk into Thames

I spent 2 hours yesterday creating and organising a working board yesterday and I’ve just been told that I can’t have that and I can only use a poorly made A3 sheet instead

People knock on my door and say “sorry I know you’re busy..”

Bestie, I’m disassociating while staring at my screen just to avoid going insane but please burden me with another thing go ahead

My job is just getting in to my office

And then sending emails to people telling them that they’re bad at their job and as a result have cost me money

And then nothing happens and I just do it all again next week when it inevitably happens for the millionth time

🫩

Counter argument

Yes you will 🙂‍↕️

I’m annoyed

Worth fuck all if you’re a terrible person mind

Awake

but at what cost??

I was going to go to the gym but I’m just so exhausted and fatigued I really cannot be bothered and I’ll be annoyed tomorrow that I didn’t go but that’s tomorrows problem

Now that’s a business case right there

I did think this but for an extra £100 you get double the storage and Touch ID so this may have been done intentionally to push buyers to the more expensive offering

fuck EA

Yes 🙂‍↕️

I need a coffee, a porridge, and a lobotomy

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