I donβt want to go to work can somebody do it for me???
08.10.2025 09:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@alex-fredrick.bsky.social
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I donβt want to go to work can somebody do it for me???
08.10.2025 09:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tim @ timapple.com
08.10.2025 08:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just found my first grey beard hair
It begins
GM
08.10.2025 08:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gm!
08.10.2025 08:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See I if I had a normal job with a routine I could actually see myself waking up at like 5:30
But at the same time I couldnβt think of anything worse
Itβs Wednesday my dudes
08.10.2025 07:58 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0I also tried but woke up at my normal time without my alarm βΉοΈ
08.10.2025 06:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have you tried closing them??
08.10.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eyes open
08.10.2025 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OH
07.10.2025 22:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a screen cap of atweet which reads: pete βΌ @peterokii - mar 28 oh poor baby π₯Ίπ₯Ί do you need the robot to make you pictures? π₯Ίπ₯Ί yeah? π₯Ίπ₯Ί do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? π₯Ίπ₯Ί you're a moron??π₯Ίπ₯Ί do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
my fave anti-ai post of all time:
30.06.2025 22:58 β π 229 π 58 π¬ 1 π 3I just got complemented on my lats at the gym just now by a complete stranger and Iβve never been more gassed up in my life π₯Ή
07.10.2025 21:29 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Is it a good morning?
07.10.2025 10:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was thinking the same thing
07.10.2025 09:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My iron almost exploded in my hand so thatβs a great way to start the day!
07.10.2025 07:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oop there are the shoulders
07.10.2025 06:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My chest hurts
07.10.2025 06:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But thatβs fun to do so why stop?
07.10.2025 06:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm having pasta for dinner but what I really want is Taco Bell..
Or maybe a KFCβ¦
I donβt look it but I was trying to look through my phone screen at like a 5Β° angle and all my attention was on that and not on looking happy lmao
06.10.2025 22:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm very happy with the fact that my chest is starting to come through βΊοΈ
(Benched a new PR too so yay)
Happy day!
06.10.2025 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are you secretly the Duracell bunny?
06.10.2025 18:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg Iβm exhausted for you and I still need to go to the gym myself π«
06.10.2025 18:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sounds very opposite to sitting on your arse all day
06.10.2025 17:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βWhat do you do for work?β
I sit at my computer for 6 hours a stay and raise tickets for every problem under the sun because youβre not allowed to pick up the phone and speak with someone directly any more.
Itβs been 4 days since I requested a waste paper basket and itβs still not doneβ¦
Good Morning
06.10.2025 08:10 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also cackling
05.10.2025 21:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0