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Latest posts by alex-fredrick.bsky.social on Bluesky

I don’t want to go to work can somebody do it for me???

08.10.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tim @ timapple.com

08.10.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just found my first grey beard hair

It begins

08.10.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GM

08.10.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gm!

08.10.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See I if I had a normal job with a routine I could actually see myself waking up at like 5:30

But at the same time I couldn’t think of anything worse

08.10.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s Wednesday my dudes

08.10.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I also tried but woke up at my normal time without my alarm ☹️

08.10.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried closing them??

08.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eyes open

08.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OH

07.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a screen cap of  atweet which reads:
pete β€Ό @peterokii - mar 28
oh poor baby πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί do you need the robot to make you pictures? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί yeah? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί you're a moron??πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

a screen cap of atweet which reads: pete β€Ό @peterokii - mar 28 oh poor baby πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί do you need the robot to make you pictures? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί yeah? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί you're a moron??πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

my fave anti-ai post of all time:

30.06.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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a close up of a woman 's face with a tear running down her face . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a tear running down her face .

The what?

07.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just got complemented on my lats at the gym just now by a complete stranger and I’ve never been more gassed up in my life πŸ₯Ή

07.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a good morning?

07.10.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking the same thing

07.10.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My iron almost exploded in my hand so that’s a great way to start the day!

07.10.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oop there are the shoulders

07.10.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My chest hurts

07.10.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But that’s fun to do so why stop?

07.10.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m having pasta for dinner but what I really want is Taco Bell..

Or maybe a KFC…

06.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t look it but I was trying to look through my phone screen at like a 5Β° angle and all my attention was on that and not on looking happy lmao

06.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m very happy with the fact that my chest is starting to come through ☺️

(Benched a new PR too so yay)

06.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy day!

06.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you secretly the Duracell bunny?

06.10.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I’m exhausted for you and I still need to go to the gym myself 🫠

06.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds very opposite to sitting on your arse all day

06.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat do you do for work?”

I sit at my computer for 6 hours a stay and raise tickets for every problem under the sun because you’re not allowed to pick up the phone and speak with someone directly any more.

It’s been 4 days since I requested a waste paper basket and it’s still not done…

06.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good Morning

06.10.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also cackling

05.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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