BΛRNES

I need the fattest deep tissue / sports massage ever

It’s titty tank Tuesday 😌

I don’t wish to alarm anyone but Jen Shah is released from prison tomorrow.

Heather Gay you have 12 hours to leave the country and go into hiding.

My excuse for eating a whole tube of Pringles in one sitting?

Bulking 🙂‍↕️

I thought it was called rush hour and not stagger about, be in the way and move as the speed of a gazelle with a missing leg

Yes my trousers today are lovely and red and tight and show off my ass

GBR released the stock livery and its..

*checks*

A union flag… who could have seen that coming..

Hoo-fucking-ray thank GOD!! 🥰💪🏻

Two nights ago was chilly and last night I was about to float out of my bed on a river of my own sweat like??????

I’m my body could do some thermal regulation that would be lovely puhlease

Where did 64.5kg come from I’ve been plateauing at 63ish for weeks

Yay..!?

I’m watching original RHONY and 2008 looks like a lifetime ago it’s WILD

Consider my shoulders pressed 😌

10, 12 13, and 15 mins for a northern line train TfL why are you playing in my face like that?????

I WILL be storming into work looking pissed off mearly to fuck with everyone hehe 🙂‍↕️

Work Christmas dinner so the cunty knee length YSLs are going on my feet 🙂‍↕️

NO

Im so feral rn jfc hahahaha

I’ll still watch 🙂‍↕️

Bite other people 🙂‍↕️

Can i still watch 🥺

🥵🥵

I now want to do face masks and snacks as like a little self care date

I’ve put on a cooling face mask and its so refreshing i need to buy more of these my god

I need a man to hold me please and thank

🥵

Can i watch

He’s so fine in person honestly

I have to leave my house in like two hours for a team dinner and I cannot be arsed!!!!!