Jennifer Graham

Every time I see this woman’s name, I think of Nellie Bly, and then my brain has to adjust from that journalism pioneer to whatever this person is.

It just stopped letting me highlight more than a word at a time. Why??

The not being able to highlight text is driving me bonkers; I copy and paste from my documents! Please! You have one job!

The gasp I gasped! Wow, this episode. Abbott just oozing charm and empathy, and then the show just took out the shiv with "Any advice? I've never died before" 😭

Jesus Christ. Have all the other problems in the world been solved then?

Sir, this is an inside thought.

Excuse me. Then where will my close, personal friend, The Pitt, go? Huh?

For some reason, whenever I think of Hotchkiss, I always think of the movie "Toy Soldiers" with Sean Astin and Wil Wheaton. It's probably not the school they used, but it could have been!

Some of the actors in these clips are not Americans. That's also deeply weird. This feels like a supercut my son would have made when he was 12, but at least he could separate fact from fiction.

Why is this man in our feeds so much? ISTG. I did not regularly see Robert Gates or Lloyd Austin or whoever Obama had (see?? I don't even remember! I long for this time!). It's like watching someone cosplay Jack Nicholson as Jessup every day.

Matthew McConaughey smoking a cigarette and looking shocked; he can't look away.

I have so much work to do, and yet...

"Markwayne, get in the fucking car, or I swear to God I'll make ya"

a man in a suit sitting at a table with the words oh my god written on the table Alt: a man in a suit sitting at a table incredulously gesturing and saying, "Oh my god; he admit it"

We should put together a file...

Drop em off to be babysat by robots and go to Cynthia Woods for a concert. Efficient. Also, tell me you hate your kids without telling me you hate your kids.

It’s time for the ☄️

I’m sorry. Is there a video going around of a U.S. SENATOR violently breaking the arm of a veteran? That’s not AI? WTF?

I am not sure she's particularly smart, but she may be smart enough not to perjure herself.

OMG 👀

It turns the stomach to watch. If he were written as a movie villain, the producer would be like, "Whoa, whoa. Can we give this guy some humanity? No one is THIS toxic in real life."

The CIA has nothing on Billy Corgan's own ability to make himself look weird and uncool. I beg these old X-ers to realize they don't have to say anything at all! (Eddie Vedder would never...)

Regime change? They didn’t even have to change the stationary.

Efficient.

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

For some reason, I have always pictured deer in the ocean of violets; they look up, ears out, puzzled. Why are these people in our courtyard?

College me (2002): The dumbest President in history is taking us to war in the Middle East.

Current me (2026): There is now a dumber President taking us to war in the Middle East.

Chris Murphy: "It's just so disgusting to listen to the president be waxing poetically about the drapes he's buying while there are six Americans who are dead. There are six families who are about to bury their children because of a war of choice that no one in this country wanted, an illegal war."

Yes. Sociopathic. Also, don't discount that Claude may have done the calculations wrong...

YES. Perfect.

Genuine question: is there a single, solitary soul in this administration that is not a complete and total sociopath?