Doug

A baseball reference screenshot. By implication, you understand the stats are Ryan Garko's. His stats as a Giant are quite bad.

read em and weep

Giants legend

Wow, I can't believe I impressed you, Dolphin Pilot! Things are looking up!

Sign on beach reading "DANGER KEEP AWAY FROM PIPE"

ATTENTION CRACKHEADS

The government is tyrant-maxing. It’s giving despot

They're getting it for a song! It doesn't even cost one yuan, and it's as priceless as a Ming vase. I've got to han it to you.

Uh...Warring States period.

"F*CK YOU BOONE"
"Get down"
😂

Two of the same Jeff Kent cards. Magical.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Throwing a dildo onto the court at a Suns-Mavs game, for Equality

Synthehol is famously shitty! At least call it Romulan ale or Saurian brandy or Green or something.

I can’t say it enough: U.S. culture is scam culture. It pervades everything we do. We don’t notice it because it’s the water we swim in. A party would do well to remind everybody how awful this is and propose to fix it.

The band Trousdale

Live music: cool! @trousdalemusic.bsky.social

Great post, nothing but facts

So not only did Vance shut down the little miami river, but he also raised the water level? What a fuckin loser

Where do I post FanShots?

Jesus Rodriguez has a unique way of getting ready to see a pitch

I will say this: Rome did get sacked by Visigoths because the people in charge were bigoted morons, so

The Chroncast had Trump ads in 2016, right? A proud legacy.

Sorry Britt! That sucks!

Since Trump will have nuked the Bay Area to the bottom of the ocean by then, what city do you think they'll be playing in?

RYAN WALKER: WELL WELL WELL GUESS WHOSE FAULT IT WASN'T THIS TIME

WILLIE: This shit is EXACTLY what I'm talking about

It's funny that anyone doesn't realize Trump's only political move: lie that his enemies are your enemies constantly enough that people believe it, and then persecute them

As a male, I feel that my ability to mentally rotate objects gives me a big advantage when physically rotating pans

the good news for the mets is dom smith is raking, the bad news for the mets is dom smith is on the giants

Remembers both Bretts Butler

Get his ass