Doug

it’s gritney bitch

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

no no, the one on the right is clearly Kate McKinnon dressed as Bill Maher

it doesn’t seem so bad as long as you don’t remember anything that’s ever happened

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all the the mighty and morally superior “West” knows how to do anymore is murder children

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

more like jeremiah right

My beloved Cal Poly Mustangs will NOT be no hit for more than 10 innings

Cookie Kwan is DETERMINED to be number 1 on the west side

that's chappie

Trump take burger

who?

Maybe that would have happened anyway. The only way to tell is to touch a hot stove again and again until you can prove that's what did it.

“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it

As long as he's healthy, Arraez will start at second base for an absolute minimum of a month.

What a piece of shit

Lmao I could definitely get Michael A Stackpole in there too

Last name is only common in one city in Italy, and my first name doesn't go with it at all, so I'm pretty sure if it was just that two I would still be the only one. Throw in a relatively uncommon middle name and there's no way.

I also know for sure it's a no

owned

The guy who sells steaks?

It would have to be an intensely moral country, one that isn't turning to racism to deal with waning global influence in the wake of its ongoing and irrevocable decline

AI search totally has an uncle who works for Nintendo and he says if you put a code in Mario 2 you can play Mario 1 inside of Mario 2

hey did you know that twitter was never "the global town square?" it was never one of the biggest or coolest social media sites, it was just where journos and other wordcels and some celebs hung out so it became fodder for lazy news sites writing up stories based on some guy tweeting something