David Newberry

99 days until Opening Day

Imagine bring the asshole who shows up to the function with your own corn for popping.

Today’s another day, Blue Jays fans.

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YEARS OLD?

"If everything is spooktacular, then nothing is spooktacular." —Friedrich Nietzsche

Seeing a lot of Drake Blue Jays post and I just need to say that the Blue Jays belong to Geddy Lee. Not Drake.

there are two main forms of Canadian Sports Celebration styles: "...and traffic wasn't even affected!" and "sadly, the city of Vancouver is still rebuilding"

a book, with a blue cover and gradient red to yellow font that reads the dad rock that made me a woman by Niko Stratis. it's sitting on a wooden tabletop, behind it are records and a lamp and whatnot.

Celebrate prime day by buying my book from Bookshop dot org (with free shipping and a little discount) or your fave indie bookstore.

Fuck Jeff Bezos, books don't need him.

Bookshop dot org: is.gd/iMcYEA

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

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Be an ARTIST MAKE $50 TO $100 A WEEK!

this illustration from a 1920s newspaper ad is still possible in 2025

Grim shit everywhere, man.

(Sportsnet broadcast just said 6, but even 7 is confusing to me)

Love it!
Help me out: When I was driving home today the magic number to clinch the AL was 9. How did it get to 6 with a Jays and Yankees win?

The thing about being a leftist is that a fake leftist will say that it’s not leftist to like sports while every real leftist will talk about the season Melvin Mora hit .340 for the Orioles

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Can we get to 30 major-league franchises before we start talking about getting to 32?

Trying to wring the last drops of last night’s wine out of the rag you use to clean up the party.

I’ve always felt like Frusciante did his solos for that record in one take straight through the whole hour an a half. “Just pass me a strat, hit record, and play me the record”

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

Oh dear. Is a Smoltz-esque homestretch bullpen stint too crazy a dream?

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I’ll be performing kids music with Songs of Scratch Garden - Saturday mainstage, and grownup music with my sister - Sunday pavilion stage

there are geniuses among us, and they're not talking to chatgpt about physics

Internet peaked. We can all go home now.

The Boston Red Sox and trading away all-star hitters: name a more iconic duo. #MLB #SFGiants

Neil Young, Sarah Harmer, Jill Barber Sign Open Letter Opposing Peterborough Library Staff Cuts Numerous Canadian musicians — among others, including authors, artists, writers, librarians, and arts workers of various kinds — have signed

Neil Young, Sarah Harmer, Jill Barber Sign Open Letter Opposing Peterborough Library Staff Cuts

264 residents arrived by plane in Peterborough yesterday evacuated from Sandy Lake First Nations.

I've been asked to help organize donations for men's size 12 and 13 shoes, and men's size 4XL clothing.

Items can be dropped off at the Friendship Centre.

"CDs are an irrelevant technology." YES. Yes you're starting to get it. Look how stupid relevant technology is. You're so close to realizing that CDs are awesome

The @cityptbo.bsky.social cut a bunch of childrens programming at the library & lifeguards/water testing at a popular beach to save relative pocket change, while the mayor (who you can reach at mayor@peterborough.ca) increased the police budget by literally millions without asking council/the public