@eggcorp.bsky.social
Last night we let the boom pop talk
02.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0friends gf seinfeld bf
19.10.2025 13:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if vitamin, why not fuit gumy?
04.03.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“omg we were so crazyyy” and it’s 3 girls in the backseat of a mid size sedan
15.01.2025 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
10.01.2025 00:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
showing hole in the king’s court
29.12.2024 05:20 — 👍 85 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 1ripping the pen soulfully and with intent as i peruse various horse biographies and lineages
24.12.2024 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*ugh agh ough* like he’s taking poison damage
24.12.2024 03:46 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0get your foot knives we’re going hocking
24.12.2024 03:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0white people went crazy w the dachshund
24.12.2024 01:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0holding a press conference after my 4:45 white castle crave case to apologize to friends and loved ones
23.12.2024 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a warrant for my arrest has been issued by the roku city police department
23.12.2024 00:05 — 👍 141 🔁 20 💬 7 📌 0(kind, incontinent British man)
good heavens i’ve pissed myself
“who’s your favorite actress?”
me, sick:
“uba thurbin”
this country survives thanks to a shadow society of thicc nurses with an attitude problem who know a little too much about everything
17.12.2024 02:24 — 👍 124 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 6head game so crazy i call her the insinkerator
18.12.2024 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yeah because i don’t like it. in fact i clearly stated i hate it
12.12.2024 18:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hate this thanks
12.12.2024 16:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my loathsome servants seem unhappy with their allotment of crumbs and keep sprouting visible thought bubbles of me trussed up like a glistening ham
12.12.2024 14:43 — 👍 1423 🔁 205 💬 12 📌 5i miss beer twitter. where my beersky homies at
12.12.2024 13:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what’s a guy gotta do for some glommy around here
11.12.2024 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1HOW TO CUT A CONVERSATION SHORT
• can't hear you over the kazoos
• expecting a call from my moose
• my kayak is approaching a waterfall
• duck is laying eggs in my purse
• my ham is ringing
beating tf out my meat (breaking up the bigger pieces of ground beef with my rubber spatula)
11.12.2024 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can i come over and explain in excruciating detail the history and nomenclature of smith & wesson revolvers
10.12.2024 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would put my head in an industrial lathe if ella purnell asked me to nicely
10.12.2024 16:28 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0priest holmes
10.12.2024 19:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Making up drill rapper names today.
PDK Glommy. 38 BodyDouble Lou. BSC YoungBoys.
she mangione on my luigi til I WAAAAOOOWWWW
10.12.2024 17:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tell her she got a glutey patootie. trust me
10.12.2024 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obsidian bracelets, cheaply gold plated charms, ghoulish white oxfords, cream sunglasses with the lil strings danglin off each side that go round my neck. Fabulously adorned, cliqued up, seen by christ
10.12.2024 03:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
