rax ‘levon honkers’ king

i just saw an ad whose implication was, like, ‘you can program alexa to be passive aggressive to you — awesome!’ why would i ever want that. who could ever want that

Dental trouble / Spiritual warfare Sarah Weinman on Epstein’s dentist, and S.I. Rosenbaum talks with religious freedom defender Mikey Weinstein

For my debut at @flaminghydra.com, which I have just joined, I wrote about the utter weirdness of finding out your dentist was in the Epstein Files. flaminghydra.com/issue-514/

For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm in the Melvins? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!

The approximate cause of death for Anne Frank was the Nazis. The specific cause of death was the outbreak of Typhus at Bergen-Belsen camp, which overtook her (and others) from chronic malnutrition and medical abuse. These conditions are not, in character, unlike our system of immigration camps today

was reminded of this post

i look WAY less beat up than this and i’m a 34 year old ex junkie what has life done to this child and how can we ensure that life does more of it

lmao jesus christ that’s a rough 22

it’s always funny when some guy with multiple master’s degrees is like ‘sexually assaulting you is just part of their culture’

‘can someone run this mouthy broad back into the kitchen so i can do more empathic feminism’

Congressional Dems are in a tough spot. On one hand, they could gain incredible advantage in the upcoming midterms by vigorously denouncing Trump's reckless war. On the other hand, they like it.

it’s actually classist to expect men to treat you with consideration,

lol at men gently correcting me *in the replies to this very post*

‘it would have gone down different if i saw him pulling that shit’ oh yeah?? i’ll pay you fifty dollars if you call your creepiest friend a creep to his face, without pretending to be joking. hell if your honest reaction to that was ‘but i don’t have a single creepy friend’ i’ll make it a cool hundo

men love to be like ‘if i saw some guy doing that shit to my girl i’d kill him.’ no you wouldn’t lol. you can’t even politely ask your buddy to stop calling women fat bitches or whatever

username checks out lol

go ahead and keep tagging amanda moore in this post i suppose but to be honest if it were me and my stalker i’d rather not be tagged thirty times in every post about him doing something fucked up to someone else

i’ve decided to become a billionaire philanthropist. fifty billion dollars to whoever presents me with the best prototype for Men 2

yep!

guy has apparently since been arrested but his name is bryan betancur battisti and i hope he never lives this bullshit down

the human race’s only failed gender, everybody! better luck with the next one!

just saw a video on IG warning dc area women about a guy who likes to film himself surreptitiously stroking women’s hair on the metro and for whatever reason that’s gonna be the thing that fucking breaks me today. you disgusting people couldn’t leave women alone if you tried could you

if only there was an author capable of drawing connections between grocery store jams and emotional experiences, maybe in some kind of essay format. maybe the essay could be in some way personal

that’s the beauty of the joke tho everybody loves that song and now we can make fun of it good naturedly together 👯‍♀️

it’s important to give this feedback now so there are no surprises when it’s time for your performance review

remember recently when the hot joke was the song walking in memphis? that was it, the whole gag, was just the song walking in memphis. i liked that very much. i’d like to see more of that sort of thing from all of you moving forward

guys who don’t know how to do anything except troll people always have this exact meltdown when they eventually realize there are bigger badder meaner trolls out there

eric if you don’t shut the fuck up

it’s so cool how the whole country is run by weird grifters like the dad from little miss sunshine now

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