rax ‘levon honkers’ king

you already made me unhappy And now?? you’re depriving me of my one chance to complain about it

saying ‘i’ll show myself out’ after delivering a shitty pun, thus sandbagging me on what would have been a very enjoyable experience of dressing you down, should be punishable by life in prison

keep me posted, i guess

ok 👍

like a page outta geiss cubes

or the pigs in lonesome dove

the guys trying to flirt with me in the replies to this ❤️ shoot for the moon 🌙 even if you miss 🌬️ you will land among the stars ✨

goddammit this is so much funnier than what i said

brave

like. what’re we doin. shut the fuck up

Rax King has become the de facto most beautiful woman in the world

i hear what you’re saying doc but if i don’t order an apple juice from this flight attendant the whole plane’s goin down

when you give me a bunch of bullshit to do on a perfect essay, yes exactly

like the sheer amount of low stakes shit i’ve refused to do on the job…

and as we all know the pelvic floor is directly adjacent to the asshole floor

guys it’s a question lol i knew my distaste for question marks would fuck me eventually

is he an asshologist or something

do glute exercises also strengthen your asshole please

hard for a humble reply artist to keep up with inflation

Veneration of the military is a cultic practice used to insulate the state from the banal reality that the primary purpose of the army is murdering brown people and smashing leftist political movements.

don draper pitch meeting meme

hell yeah buddy thank you 🙏

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(pounding on table with fork & knife) woke 2! woke 2! woke 2!

vertical integration meets the snuff film

computer, show me all movies that appear in both collections

do you do time? in some cases anyway

if my choices are between life in prison and having to live with myself after blowing up an elementary school full of children, im picking life in prison in a heartbeat. i’ll be miserable either way. let me at least be miserable with integrity

murdering children is also considered a felony in most circles hope this helps ❤️

think we all need to get clear with ourselves about the versions of righteous disobedience that are available to us. what can you personally do to avoid ever having to nuremberg-defense your behavior in this moment