rax ‘levon honkers’ king

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

markwayne. i ask you.

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

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i saw a thing recently that was like, if you see the light on someone’s glasses that indicates they’re filming, show the camera a photo of the isis flag and the meta user will immediately be permabanned. no idea whether that’s accurate but it sure is funny

if i ever catch you filming me with your meta glasses i will break them. go ahead call the cops lol i’d be proud to do the time for that crime

sure you got that guy’s arm but i think you’ll eventually agree it was very shortsighted to set the precedent of ‘physically assaulting men with military training and complaints about your governance’

i would 100% believe that about him lol

i guess the more common version is hypermasculine guy bamboozled into thinking he’s a PRETTY LADY but my point stands

isn’t ’effeminate gay boy bamboozled into thinking he’s trans’ like…actually a very common genre of erotica lmao. like is that your source. is your source sixty chapters of force fem hypnosis erotica

feel like i will come to regret drawing your attention to this

as gambits go i’ll be the first to admit it leaves something to be desired

anytime an unfamiliar subway station has multiple exits i have the uncanny ability to randomly pick whichever one is farthest away from my destination. call that Rax’s Gambit

the only thing i like more than moving fast and breaking things? that’s right: the sweet strains of twelve bar blues

and yet…

oh wow this is a real thing huh. don’t care for that one bit

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

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is the narrator of that second song meant to be from the UK or new jersey lmao

The only two songs you like are called like “Hot Damn (Mule Sure Is Feisty)” and “Oi! Fuck Youse”

ok you know what!!

hell yeah brother 💋

If you hadn't heard that stuff, probably means you should be picking up books or listening to her excellent audiobooks of them. 🤷

no it’s not

‘good morning sunshine! ever yearn for a departed lover with every cell in your body?’

shout out to my apple music for putting this song on its ‘get up in the morning’ playlist for me like jesus christ what kind of day are you trying to make me have lol

as a personal essayist i’m stumped by the prompt. i told you guys all that stuff already

hmm

this is true