is the narrator of that second song meant to be from the UK or new jersey lmao
05.03.2026 12:44 — 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0is the narrator of that second song meant to be from the UK or new jersey lmao
05.03.2026 12:44 — 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0The only two songs you like are called like “Hot Damn (Mule Sure Is Feisty)” and “Oi! Fuck Youse”
ok you know what!!
05.03.2026 12:44 — 👍 88 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0hell yeah brother 💋
05.03.2026 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you hadn't heard that stuff, probably means you should be picking up books or listening to her excellent audiobooks of them. 🤷
05.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0no it’s not
05.03.2026 12:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‘good morning sunshine! ever yearn for a departed lover with every cell in your body?’
05.03.2026 12:40 — 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0shout out to my apple music for putting this song on its ‘get up in the morning’ playlist for me like jesus christ what kind of day are you trying to make me have lol
05.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 78 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0as a personal essayist i’m stumped by the prompt. i told you guys all that stuff already
05.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 142 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1hmm
05.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is true
05.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.
04.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 2148 🔁 1108 💬 10 📌 10there’s no way to be like ‘when you say weird stuff to me i complain about it to other hot people’ without it sounding sexy and desirable but i promise you would not like the way any of us do it
04.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 127 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0oh no i can hear it
04.03.2026 23:19 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’m not judging to be clear. this is just something i’ve learned in my research
04.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 49 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0some guys have a back where even if they aren’t showing buttcrack it looks like they are. a back that’s in the process of religiously converting to buttcrack
04.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 108 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0As always
04.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 2778 🔁 394 💬 47 📌 29Good morning! Yes, this is he
04.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 5095 🔁 1119 💬 30 📌 33i would die for him
04.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(squinting at barbra streisand) i wanna say…dominican?
04.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 148 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0i bet you don’t think lenny bruce looked jewish either huh. i bet you think elliott gould is an episcopalian
04.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 143 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0today some guy was like ‘rax you don’t look jewish’ in this tone like it was a compliment. i didn’t realize people still said that shit! it’s so rude but more importantly sir i’m not sure what you think a short, beetle-browed brunette with massive cans looks like if not jewish lol
04.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 348 🔁 6 💬 10 📌 0i spent an amount of money on these cherries that i would blanch at paying for a whole meal. and i was right to do so
04.03.2026 18:26 — 👍 73 🔁 0 💬 11 📌 0the other day i bought myself a jar of in-home luxardo cherries and wow turns out i was living like a goddamn animal before. in just a few short days these cherries have become all i’m living for
04.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 164 🔁 0 💬 19 📌 1wow buddy that’s really epic! amazing work! so can you put your mommy on the phone
04.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 279 🔁 25 💬 11 📌 0
me: (pays for something with my phone)
phone: good news! you can sign up to earn rewards from here using your phone!
me: no thanks
phone: oh….well don’t worry about missing out on sweet promotions from this place! your phone will email you about em!
me: do not. thanks
phone: (visibly crestfallen)
the ideal customer of course is one who is Chill AND Spending Money, but you’ll grudgingly accept Unchill / Spending, and you’ll be grateful for the emotional reprieve offered by Chill / Spending
04.03.2026 14:22 — 👍 65 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0restaurant customers must be evaluated along two separate axes: Chill ↔️ Unchill, and Spending Money ↔️ Not Spending Money
04.03.2026 14:21 — 👍 114 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0enya knows more than you and me put together
04.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0looks like the ayes have it
04.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0