@kirbydiem.bsky.social
Wrestling. Baseball. Mushrooms. CAPS LOCK.
DayQuil
Throat coat tea
Ripple
Bananas
Every tweet shown on AEW programming is the wrestling equivalent of an alien trying to convince you they're a human when talking about food. "The great thing about pizza is the crust, and the cheese, also the sauce. Excited to see them together #calories."
19.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 59 🔁 4 💬 9 📌 0BOOOOOOOO
18.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quit bragging!
17.10.2025 19:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1B1. no egg tofu
R2. with tofu
B3. No egg tofu
Sweet mango sticky rice
DROPPED THIRD STRIKE
16.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dropped third strike being able to run to first. It's archaic and more than half the time the batters look stupid swinging at a ball in the dirt.
16.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol
16.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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Dave's killer bread
Jif baby jif
Berries
Jacket
Snowsuit
Milks
Pizza
Sausages
Key lime yogurt so delish
Pouches
NERD ALERT
11.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is such a fucking funny game for every mariners fan that tried to get their wives into baseball
11.10.2025 04:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The ending of K Pop Demon Hunters hits so hard the 30th time
09.10.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PLOP PLOP PLOP GOES THE CHICKPEAS INTO MY ASS
09.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BING BONG MARINERS WIN TOMORROW BING BONG
09.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02025 TV Analyst A-Rod makes it hard to remember that a lot of women used to want to fuck him
05.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BOOOOOOOO
02.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0KIRK I THINK YOU DIDNT LIKE THIS TAKE IN THE CHAT!
02.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They should treat voting for 80+ year olds like how we treat kids writing to Santa
02.10.2025 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WHAT DO I USE MY CUSTOMIZABLE PENIS FOR IN CYBER PUNK
01.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lentil
2 rainbow hummus wraps
Greens
Dressing
Used my HSA on smelling salts
26.09.2025 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't speak ill of the dead!
25.09.2025 05:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Impossible breakfast sausages
Scale
Amazed watching Mariners fans figure out how the playoffs work
24.09.2025 17:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remedy protein shake
More macro bars
Black and white puma socks
22.09.2025 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mama's peppers
Uncrustables
Biotin
Dave's killer bread
Macro bars. Dark chocolate almond
Remedy chai and matcha protein
Lime
Astros sweep ice cream
Milks
Made good birthday cake bars
