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Trump Readjusts Golf Tee In JD Vance’s Mouth

Trump Readjusts Golf Tee In JD Vance’s Mouth

🚨 NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

FJR (if you know, you know)

A night of safe space pro-wrestling action, for the scene, by the scene that helped cultivate modern day Portland wrestling.

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This rules

AEW Dynamite is Wednesday nights on TBS

At 40 years & 253 days, Justin Turner is the 2nd-oldest player at the time of his first career regular-season walk-off home run, younger than only:

5/26/58 Murray Dickson: 41y, 278d

Only other at 40+:

9/17/89 Rick Dempsey 40y, 4d

h/t @EliasSports

Split fiction is a really great video game

PADRES MARINERS WORLD SERIES

🚨🚨TRADE DEADLINE RUMOR🚨🚨

Joe Start straight-up for Aaron Judge

Ice cream
Grape seed oil
Wheat noodles
Oranges
Snacks
Breakfast sausages
Takis

MAYBE SOME EASY FROZEN SHIT IDK

Trump Body Double Struggling To Get Leg Edema Just Right WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration with his inability to duplicate the president’s bulbousness caused by trapped fluid, body double John Schade was reportedly struggling Tuesday to get the appearance o...

Trump Body Double Struggling To Get Leg Edema Just Right

@jayhaykid.bsky.social fresh nug for Dallas!

Nick Kurtz in his batting stance

Nick Kurtz is on a once-in-a-lifetime heater. Here is his stat line for the past 12 games:

1.987 OPS

54 PA

.553/.604/.1.383

10 2b, 1 3b, 9 HR

65 TB

There have only been seven other 12 game spans of at least 50 plate appearances with an OPS higher than 1.987. You will recognize every name.

Enormous 6 week old. Well done.

Gabe kidd is out of G1 which is the saddest wrestling news this week

Thinking about how I was wearing a Padres SD hat after I moved to Minneapolis and someone asked me if it was a South Dakota hat

NAYL ME TO THE CROSS

The gulf between X and Bluesky has never been wider, as my mentions on the former are "HOGAN INVENTED WRESTLING AND COCONUT OIL, A POX ON YOUR HOUSE FOR SULLYING HIS NAME" and on Bluesky my mentions are "Do you know where he's being buried so I can take a shit in his grave?"

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU DIE AND EVERYONE ONLY TALKS ABOUT HOW BIG A PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE BROTHER

My reaction to that completely batshit press briefing by Tulsi Gabbard in which she accused Obama of “treasonous conspiracy” is that whatever is in the Epstein files about Trump must be really really bad

Catch ya boy in Seattle this Saturday, when Rebel Kel and myself scrap with the @sosprowrestling.bsky.social Tag Team Champions and leave with some new hardware. #wrestlesky

Weed

Nooch
Oranges
Takis
That big cashew yogurt
Squiggly ass noods

Ripple
Silk

Ota tofu. VERY FIRM. A

Wow ya saw this?

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GOMS

MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET

27 different named women accused him of sex assault, he’s on video with Epstein where they are grossly leering at young women, Miss Teen USA contestants said he came in dressing room when they were naked, he bragged on the Access Hollywood tape about grabbing women. It’s obvious.

BING BONG