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@jenxer.bsky.social

Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. BP-II. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Kâln fan.🐐⚽ Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).

363 Followers  |  369 Following  |  2,712 Posts  |  Joined: 04.06.2023  |  2.1912

Latest posts by jenxer.bsky.social on Bluesky

Why did I come back here

10.11.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure why you dug up a post of mine from a year+ ago to share this video, but:

I don't disagree with the potential; but DIY is not a safe option for almost anybody and legit healthcare hasn't caught on yet.

Also I'm in the US so it isn't an option because it's not making anybody rich.

10.11.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tiny Tents Tiny Tents

tinytents.com For reals.

25.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bigwig, a 16-pound cat, inside a small display tent like you see at camping stores

Bigwig, a 16-pound cat, inside a small display tent like you see at camping stores

Against all odds, he fits

24.10.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A chalk circle on a driveway that reads "Silly Little Dance Spot - Jazz Hands= Bonus Points" and two pink arrows pointing to it

A chalk circle on a driveway that reads "Silly Little Dance Spot - Jazz Hands= Bonus Points" and two pink arrows pointing to it

One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man

24.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A chalk circle on a driveway that reads "Silly Little Dance Spot - Jazz Hands= Bonus Points" and two pink arrows pointing to it

A chalk circle on a driveway that reads "Silly Little Dance Spot - Jazz Hands= Bonus Points" and two pink arrows pointing to it

One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net
And four, you catch the man

24.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat with white paws and bib. It has a white diamond on its forehead that looks like a third eye

A black cat with white paws and bib. It has a white diamond on its forehead that looks like a third eye

Please tell me *you* have answers, 'cause I got nothing

24.10.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost got T-boned, which sounds easy more fun than it would have been

21.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Duolingo owl dressed in an anime-style power princess costume

The Duolingo owl dressed in an anime-style power princess costume

Unexpected, but cute

21.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A white cat with a tabby wig relaxes in a cat tree while a squirrel glowers at him through the window

A white cat with a tabby wig relaxes in a cat tree while a squirrel glowers at him through the window

A squirrel runs along the top of a fence carrying an entire pear in its mouth

A squirrel runs along the top of a fence carrying an entire pear in its mouth

Double header: "menacing squirrel lurker" and "yes, that is a whole pear squirrel"

19.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Second floor window of a house with a large creepy eyeball in it

Second floor window of a house with a large creepy eyeball in it

Spooky season goal achieved: spooky moving eyeball in the window

19.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I vote, but goddamn does it feel like I'm flinging my vote off a cliff, because Texas.

16.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

16.10.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bigwig mostly on my lap

Bigwig mostly on my lap

Comfy, I guess?

16.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pay Oregon the Dm Tap to finalize your purchase. No PayPal account? No worries.

Been told I should add a PayPal link so for this willing thank you deeply

paypal.me/OregontheDmOR

14.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
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Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

14.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 458    πŸ” 511    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 73
Baphomet sitting atop a pile of skulls with an upside-down star in front of his hands. The word "Blessed" is beneath him, written upside-down in Live Laugh Love script

Baphomet sitting atop a pile of skulls with an upside-down star in front of his hands. The word "Blessed" is beneath him, written upside-down in Live Laugh Love script

It is done

#embroidery

13.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
16-pound Bigwig on my lap, and my legs, down to my ankles.

16-pound Bigwig on my lap, and my legs, down to my ankles.

Having a lap cat is a little different in this house.

12.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: give me information on the impending closures of I-10 and I-45.

Local news: Here are interviews of random people complaining about how this will make their commute suck!

10.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Book "Hello Sunshine"

Book "Hello Sunshine"

@keezyyoung.bsky.social Excited to read this. Congratulations on the release!

08.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I start tearing apart old clothes to salvage the still-good fabric I have to say "Yesss let The Harvest begin" in the creepiest voice possible

02.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Important content.

02.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, share a pic on your device with no explanation

02.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Also: I haven't told my mom yet, because she has had lifelong body issue problems centered around weight. Not looking forward to that conversation when we see each other in person next month.

02.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I recently started having significant digestion problems and have lost 3 pounds in the last 4 days, so I really didn't want to be told "you look great!" when I feel like I'm starving myself because my body won't let me eat enough. (I am consulting a doctor & stopping shots until this is figured out)

02.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Because of The Shots, I've lost 30 lbs. That is not a brag. It's complicated. I don't want people to make a big deal about it. I'm not sure how I feel about it since it's going too fast to feel safe. I just want to BE, but it's exterior so everyone has to share their opinion of this "virtuous" act.

02.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Giant hair bow clips

Giant hair bow clips

Bodysuit with snap crotch aka, The Perpetual Yeast Infection

Bodysuit with snap crotch aka, The Perpetual Yeast Infection

Two-toned baggy denim jacket

Two-toned baggy denim jacket

My high school fashion revival nightmare has happened

02.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You want it back... for reasons? 😜

29.09.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cats: any side of a closed door is the wrong side.

29.09.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There aren't enough sticky rolls in the world for me to let him near our clothes a second time. πŸ˜†

29.09.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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