Ryan Alexander

Every year around this time I am reminded of how much I think that the industry grossly overestimates the public appetite for the flavour combination of chocolate and orange

But I won't and that's exactly the problem 😭

All my Darmoks are being slowly Betamaxed and it suuuuuuuucks

That particularly British victory of managing to time your nice long walk of the day in that narrow window between rolling downpours.

This is way more fun than most of the entries #Eurovision

(now kiss.)

OMG It's Tic Tac Toe. #Eurovision #SQP

They had to cut the roadrunner.

a cat is standing in front of a mirror . ALT: a cat is standing in front of a mirror .

#fra #eurovision

Oooooooh someone did *not* think that visual through #Eurovision #FRA

OMG the stage techs much HAAAAATE this entry. #Eurovision #FRA

Sometimes a key change just feels like someone trying to repeat a joke that wasn't funny because they thought we didn't hear it the first time. We did. #Eurovision #SVE

Only Chuck Tingle could save this entry #Eurovision #SVE

I feel like if you're going to wear boots like that you owe us at least one proper Superhero Landing pose #Eurovision #DAN

When you order Florence Pugh on Wish #Eurovision #DAN

I kind of love how consistently Portugal gives reluctantly-slightly-turning-up-from-low-key vibes #Eurovision #POR

IT WAS AMAZING

PULSATING JAGUARS YESSSSS #Eurovision #MAL

#Eurovision #MAL

I bet the stage hands would have too :D

Ah! This must be the designated lovely little song that I like but which is never going to win 'cause they're just got up and sing something nice and well #Eurovision #SVI

Ok Go worked the treadmill way better #Eurovision #HAY

Honestly, the bar for "stop insisting on yourself" for Eurovision is damnded high, but fuck me if this guy doesn't clear it. #Eurovision #HAY

That being said how many pseudo-apocalyptic background animations are we going to get this year? #Eurovision #HEL

She's giving sexy librarian and I'm here for it. #Eurovision #HEL

That opening shot tho #Eurovision #HEL

This is the first good candidate for a club remix of the night #Eurovision #DEU

I wish they'd fleshed out the chorus a bit more, lyrics-wise, but I'm grooving on the tune #Eurovision #DEU

She's spinning herself back on the the mark. #Eurovision #POL.

I feel like they were just punking all of us with those outfits and then coming out with this pound shop Billy Joel routine... #Eurovision #ITA

This is right up there with the butter churners #Eurovision #SUO