banh mi luvr 69

going to a baptist school that had a normal halloween celebration was so funny bc my family didn’t celebrate halloween but then i was confronted w the fact that that was extreme to the baptists too? like we’re weird christians to the BAPTISTS???

bluesky allow locked accounts when 🙏

i have no relationship to you that would give me a reason to give a fuck about your opinion or how you feel about mine

didn’t know i’d have to censor p*k*m*n to keep randoms out of my mentions, but here we are

who are you and how did you get here

why does everyone want them to add voice acting to pokemon…. i play every game with voice acting on mute, it’s always the cringiest part of a game

ppl really do just make up reasons to hate meg & it’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad 😭

they are Just Guys, don’t need to know anything else!

hop around & curse a lil

dizzy again :)

ok so they’re doing wife swap w the real housewives & omg this lady lives offgrid and knows the slc housewives by name? it’s honestly a relief to know i cannot escape this knowledge even if i try

went on a bachelorette trip to denver last weekend & while it was fun to revisit my feral days goddddd is it a relief to be hooooooome

when i was little i used to soft reset my game til i got a female starter, now i just whisper “she’s trans” while i type in a girly nickname for my male pokemon. it’s called growth

new pokemon game w my fav starter dropping on my birthday, i can’t deny being one of god’s favorites 😇

they should invent a chic helmet so the girlies who faint can prevent brain injuries (i am not supposed to be on my phone)

think abt the time i told this guy at the bar that i made banh mi & he asked me if i made the spicy mayo & i said “yeah i mixed mayo and sriracha” and he wrinkled his nose and asked me if it was “authentic?” i was like, sir do u know what banh mi IS?

my work-bestie-turned-actual-friend, a fellow libra, sent the pics of us from her bday party just in time for a september dump, i love us (libras) fr

“little free library” buddy, you’re not gonna believe this: the big library? also free

i didn’t put in leave for my bday bc it falls on a day i’m supposed to be remote but i found out TODAY that they’re having an event for my program on that day so if i put in leave it’ll prob be denied but istg if they try to make me go in……!

celebrating the first day of libra season by taking the afternoon off for haircut day

u shouldn’t be allowed to call it a bra if it only comes in s-m-l sizes. that’s a bralette & thats ok. embrace it

they like… DUMPED money into this show

watching the summer i turned pretty just o understand the video essays more, As One Does

sometimes i see cute hairstyle videos & fleetingly think i wanna grow out my hair but then i remember that i used to cry at the thought of needing to style my hair & think “hm, perhaps not”

no idea who that w*ll st*nc*l guy is but i refuse to engage w him bc i assume he has some kinda fetish for getting ppl to yell at him

the fact that my spouse has band practice the same day as New Bravo Episode Day each week is one of the universe’s little gifts to me, specifically

they learned nothing from the celeb nonsense that went on after oct 7th

oh i forgot rowlet serves, too

my list of pokemon starters that serve cunt:

1 chikorita (obvs)
2 popplio
3 snivy
4 fennekin
5 torchic
6 sobble
7 eevee (only in on a technicality, but u can’t deny she serves)

i am watching the miranda cosgrove romcom & eating leftover indian food PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD, do NOT text!!