Dr. Rachel Schine

Oh wait I remember now. Lolololol

I’ve got whoever it is blocked or they’re blocking me. Lol. Wonder what they did…

*shudders*

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

lololol thank you! 🤪🥳

“On International Women's Day, salute to the revolutionary Syrian mother, wife and daughter.” - Aleppo, Syria

For International Woman’s Day, a thread.

​٢٨٥ — إِذَا ظَلَمْتَ مَنْ دُونَكَ فَلَا تَأْمَنْ عَذَابَ مَنْ فَوْقَكَ

No. 285

​Arabic proverb of the day:

"If you oppress those below you, don't feel secure from the punishment of Him who is above you."

idhā ẓalamta man dūnaka fa-lā taʾman ʿadhāba man fawqaka

When medievalists crack they crack wide open. I look forward to my version of this being extremely destructive 😈

Lolsob

That is *delicious*

I’m still trying to figure out which AI informed a scholar that I wrote a dissertation at the University of North Carolina in 2023 that they cite in their new book, but I at least would like a second doctorate now.

Holy shit lol

“What is a woman?”

Fuck you. You can’t define “war,” “surrender” or “six weeks.”

Lol 😅

I’m converted now, I don’t give a shit whether this tech is “conscious” if it can give me tenure. 🤪

a woman sitting at a table talking to a man who says money pleeeeease ALT: a woman sitting at a table talking to a man who says money pleeeeease

Google’s Gemini fully made up a fake title for a book I wrote without me prompting it (I was looking up an award date to add to my CV). So guess what everyone? I’ve written two books. Promotion, please.

idk when they'll sleep but they'll figure it out...

I requested a bunch of chapters through interlibrary loan this morning. They all just came in some 10 hours after I placed the requests... courtesy of the University of Tasmania's ILL services. Man, I love international research collaboration.

They could just do this at night. Iftar, second Iftar, elevensies (PM), pre-suhoor, suhoor, second suhoor, done.

I swear that one wasn’t me! And also likewise!!

As soon as he’s better lol

Exaaaaactly

I love it when folks make my job easy. Doing a book manuscript review rn and this book is gonna be so freakin' fire I cannot wait for you all to get a chance to read it and learn from it.

Perhaps diaspora communities should be given grace and also not granted the presumption of special knowledge or influence around shit happening in the old country, as a general matter.

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

Tiny groggers for dogs is my pitch here, btw.

I hate how dumbass politics-pilled we’ve all become I just looked at my dog and said “so Kristi Noem is the closest thing you have to Haman, isn’t she?”

nope still that