(exuberant clonking sounds)

get my new

hallo. my reported you for duped brown paint can? please eBay phone for steam authenticator fix, thank you

the downvote feature is an objectively terrible idea buuuuuuut seeing 40 year old bluesky liberals announcing "I'm disliking this post." sounds really fucking funny actually

i would but they would kill me. find out more in my 5 video long pilotwings 64 arg that gets cancelled before the plot can start moving

they dont want you to know this but the personalization ai was never in mario 64 it was in pilotwings 64 and we never found out cause nobody fucking gave a shit about pilotwings 64

video game graphics have not meaningfully progressed since the xbox 360 and i will stand by this until the day i die

*video essayist voice*
the gamecube: notable for being nintendo's first post-9/11 home console

canadian industrial band comprised entirely of trans women call that shit skinny puppygirl

i just love sharing a cozy hot cup of lapsang souchong tea

wrong my son would not do that i think

anyway this whole thing reeks of weird vague ableism so you honestly shouldn't worry about it, if they're willing to completely shut you down because you misread a post then its probably for the better that you kept your cash so you can give it to an artist that isn't an asshole

at that point i question why they even have commissions open at that point because clearly if they're gonna be that hostile they don't need the money

i mean if theyre trying to provide a service and getting THAT mad over a simple misunderstanding then they probably weren't worth your time to begin with, why the hell are you getting mad at someone for not saying "hey I'd like to give you money" in the arbitrarily decided "correct place"

transfem polycule drama over who gets to play as ellis in left 4 dead 2

transfem polycule drama over who gets to play as zoey in left 4 dead

un fucking believe able. nintendo should know better than to show children this stuff! ghoulish behavior......

indie game

bb my beloved i love you please never change

i ame made of glue and putty

96 bread batter beings

as if english isnt the most horrifically bastardized language with no consistency or formula whatsoever

looks around conspicuously

conglatulations: birthday

problem: who smelled the fish monkey soup

an equation mathematicians have feared for centuries

to be fair im gonna go out on a limb and say that making a website where you can draw on real places in the real world with whatever you want seems like a universally bad idea

i dont wanna sound like im being a bitch but i smelled something was off about wplace from day one and every day i become more vindicated for staying out of that

wii turn red

get outta there