cal🍸🪩🤍

Oh she likes her friends cancelled alright

Tayflop strikes again

the concept of talking body

Update it was tea

nw:

There’s something quaint about watching a movie on cable idk

I just paid $55 for two tickets at an AMC. Tell me that is not psychotic

Beyoncé has won Album of the Year for the first time ever at the #GRAMMYs .

We made it through the night without a tayflop win thank GOD

Life is different with a Beyoncé AOTY win. Like finallyyyy

I hope he sings Stargirl Interlude and brings out Lana

at this point I’m like 43% ibuprofen

I don’t really have any desire to watch the Grammys aside from watching tayflop hopefully lose

rewatching the substance isn’t enough I need to inject that shit in my blood

It’s good old fashioned network television melodrama!! Leave it alone!!

update: upon closer inspection the pic of miss markle from the first post is ai generated so here’s an actual pic of her blowout

10. Last but not least the hair inspo queen Miss Rachel Green

9. Gloria PRITCHETT 💜

8. Charlotte York the underrated blowout queen

7. Jessica Pearson..kudos to the Suits hairstylists tbh

6. The diva herself, Olivia Pope

5. Farrah aka the blueprint

4. I mean obviously SVD

3. Miss Solis of course

2. Topanga

Top 10 tv blowouts (in no particular order)

1. miss markle

Miss Markle with a top 10 tv blowout

Yall suits is THAT show

Going to my last appointment with my hot ortho surgeon. I feel like I’m headed to the courthouse to get divorced rn