Democrats really are the kid who reminds the teacher they forgot to give the class homework for the weekend aren't they?

#teammarioallday

Let's a go

Maga snitches, telling all their business.
Sit in the court and be their own star witness.
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I'm right here.
Fuck around, get the whole party sent up for years.

Corporate media? You mean like Fox News, the place he went to yesterday after his Twitter debacle?

#teampixel

They are too busy trying not to upset them. It's pathetic

💯 loser

People should be laughing at him everyday and calling him the loser that he is. Stop normalizing this shit. He's a fucking loser and should be laughed at.

Hopefully enough people will turn liberal to vote him out

She's gonna claim with that single drop that she can diagnose and cure all gang violence.

Gun to your head you have to eat at one. Applebee's, TGI Fridays or Olive Garden. Where you going?

This is punishment for your incorrect choice.

James Comer mocked after claiming informant his “entire charade was built on” is “missing” “Just stunning,” Fox News host Maria Bartiromo said after Comer claims “we can’t track down the informant.”

He totally exists I swear. He might be with my totally real girlfriend who goes to another school.

Nobody is saying they don't. Don't turn this into the self-aggrandizing place Twitter has become.

Ja Morant really might be the dumbest person ever.

Happy mother's day to all. Even the ugly ones.

You sure about that? You sure about that?

I think we already know Elon is a terrible human being. Hence why we're here.

Feeding children can lead to making rational decisions. Can't have that

This place will not be legit until it's full of onlyfans links

Just don't pick up the phone while you're on here.

I like to think of it more like that person in high school who still hasn't changed or grown up.

Looks like they asked him if he wanted a 🥄 to eat it with.

The best part of blue sky so far is I have no idea who's supposed to be famous or not.

That's my favorite human joke fellow human.

Waffles are the superior batter based breakfast cake