THE Pablo Escobear

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

Fuck off

The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.

What your president and his team are prioritizing.

Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures

lol good lord

If anything, Idiocracy was too subtle.

YouTube video by Jeff Foxworthy What Changed My Heart About Homelessness

It's wild how there's a type of conservative brain that really can't conceive of the possibility anyone ended up in bad positions for reasons outside of their control, even after spending all their time talking to kids with cancer.

It's a sociological marvel.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYT5...

the gandalf at the door meme from lord of the rings the door has the Democrats "D" on it from inside bilbo shouts: "Go Away! We don't have room in our big tent for any communists, socialists, progressive humanists, or "antifa"! Majorie Taylor Greene/Gandalf replies: "how about a fascist that decided I have regrets literally yesterday" Bilbo, his face now the democrat D, swings open the door and shouts: "Majorie Taylor Greendalf!"

"sympathy for some of the GOP's voters but contempt for their elected and appointed leaders" is the proper position for dem electeds, and instead we get "sympathy for GOP elected and appointed leaders, but contempt for ~Dem~ voters" it's truly insane fuck all these assholes

The AI bubble may be about to bust.

Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.

We all need to say this very clearly:

NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!

Expropriate their asses instead.

They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.

They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

It’s funny to watch them do the Biden “the full $2000 was the friends we made along the way”

Katie Miller Says Harassment Forced Family From Home: 'No Longer Safe for Our Kids' by Andrew Powell November 14, 2025 at 8:45 pm White House Deputy Chief of Staff for policy and US Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller (L) and his wife Katie Miller attend the Congressional Picnic on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, DC, on June 12, 2025. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) /

lol cry me a river bitch

you gotta draw the defensive line deep into your own territory and then wait for the winter snows to turn the roads to mud and stall their momentum. basic strategy 101 stuff

Pound-for-pound, Shedeur Sanders is the most talented "keeps spinning backwards into 14-yard sacks" prospect the NFL has ever seen

Dreamy Empire @PotatoParallax Every Latin America election be like : Fernando Indiano leader of a coalition of trade unions indigenous groups and a coalition of progressive parties 50,1% Felipe Heinrich Mengele III Nazi drug lord 49,9% 15:44 23jun 22

Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!

everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result

Anna Merlan •@annamerlan.bsky.social • 6h I will add one more mean but accurate thing which is that the Red Scare girls deciding they don't believe in skincare as they chain-smoke into their 40s has become... really evident Chance Vought @chancevought.bsky.social • 4h The US is becoming an authoritarian state and your concerned about the skincare routine of two podcasts hosts? This is not a commentary about you, but I do think some leftists take skincare too far. To be clear, l'm all for a reasonable level of moisturization, but not to the point of glistening.

no joke he's lobbying to change the law that makes him register as an offender lol

www.christopheraldana.com/callforaction

Jalen Ramsey is stupid.

A key takeaway from all this has to be "You don't have to listen to Republicans anymore." They're either perpetrators of fascism or suckers who fell for it. If you have conservative views we can consider them again in 50 years or so

Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch

bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked

Like there's a little hint of coriander in the sauce or something that is extremely faint, but you can just notice it.

Its like when you order pizza from a place probably owned by an immigrant family that doesn't quite get American pizza yet. Its still good, but there's something a little off about all of it.

pretty fucked up how all the antiwoke people are in a big group chat talking about fucking children, imo

Somewhere someone is beginning to type a column called “Newsom/Taylor Greene 2028? Why this odd pairing might be exactly what America needs”