Zach Rapport

Everything in the world is terrible but last night I got to see Marc Maron and this morning I learn that the Packers tricked a senile billionaire for the second time in a year so hills and valleys I guess

Just met a tailless cat named Murphy. Figured you all should know.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

I’m just barely old enough to remember when it was considered inappropriate for the President (a civilian) to salute the military at all.

Yet another way that Reagan paved the road to fascism.

if you can't explain that two people of the same gender can be in love then you are not capable of extremely basic tasks and your kids are not safe with you as their guardian

If you believe in any kind of hell you have to believe Pete Hegseth is on a glide path straight there

Watching the special now and it’s incredible

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

don’t let anyone rob you of your joy about kristi noem getting fired. we get to have a day.

Sometimes I remember Brandon Beane didn't get fired after this season and I get so mad on behalf of competent employees everywhere

Police have no idea who did it, but they can confirm that the perpetrator has “two big stones”

Kyler Murray 🫵 Viking

Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran WASHINGTON—Saying he just had a “gut feeling” about the U.S.-backed airstrike, President Trump announced Monday that he’d won $60 on Kalshi after betting that he would bomb Iran. “The odds were agains...

“The odds were against me, but somehow I just knew that betting on an airstrike ordered by the president of the United States would hit,” said President Donald Trump

Seems like a thing more people should be mad about

Welcome! It’s a different kind of annoying here, but it isn’t a Nazi porn app so that’s a plus

Bluesky: this is an illegal and immoral war

Instagram: this is an illegal and immoral war

X, the everything app: this is not Jim Carey!

I just wanna catch my fish, drink my beer, bomb Iran, so on and so forth

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Because while doing coke on a private jet on your way back from the Olympics technically makes you more alert, it’s not the same thing

lol that is the question

We are fucked

Salesperson just knocked on our door at 8pm on a Friday. I am irate.

An official letter from the Kansas Division of Vehicles dated February 23, 2026, with a redacted recipient address. The letter notifies the recipient that due to the enactment of Senate Bill 244, all Kansas driver's licenses and IDs must reflect the holder's sex at birth. It states that the recipient's current credential will become invalid immediately upon the law's publication on February 26, 2026, with no grace period. The recipient is directed to surrender their current ID to receive a new one matching their sex assigned at birth. The document concludes with instructions on how to appeal the notice if received in error, along with contact information for the department.

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license.

This is pure cruelty.

www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

I can’t think of anything less essential to watch than this year’s SOTU

It’s good, folks!

Every time I see Sam Altman, I'm wondering why he isn't dogged with questions about the allegations that he sexually abused his younger sister. Content warning for this bit of context, because it describes abuse from a very young age:

The group think is so pathetic

Wake me when he’s completing more than 60.3% of his passes