Zach Rapport

I discuss a lot of important questions with my dog, like:

Who is she?

and

Who gave you that tiny head?

Our dog has two balls in her toy box. One of them is her pride and joy. The other might as well not exist. They are identical.

MAGA Resource WJ @MAGAResource X.com Yep. Hollywood already made the wicked witch of the west gay and black

here in america our witches are GREEN and they LOVE COCK

… and he SERVED ✨

Telling people "if you speak up while you're with your child, you're putting them at risk" is just a naked threat to hurt your children if you don't shut up.

The gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!

Mailboxes Etc.

The Foreman grill episode of the Office remains undefeated

Wow is it possible to unhear something?

The Law that Indebted the USPS Is Even Worse Than You Think The USPS was not in debt to the federal government. The federal government was in debt to the USPS. The 2006 law was meant to correct that.

Reminder that the post office loses money because Republicans passed a law forcing it to lose money.

www.vice.com/en/article/t...

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

That safety getting overturned is a strong argument against sports betting

My Spotify listening age is 1265

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Proof that I’m overtired: I stared at link for 10 minutes trying to figure out what was wrong with it. Anyway it’s Patreon.com/theunpackpod if you care

The absolute horror of editing @theunpackpod.bsky.social and realizing I forgot to say that we were coming to you via the official Glenn’s Not Dead Yet Memorial Zencastr Account (Thank you @theglenn.me, generous patron - Patreon.com.com/theunpackpod) *ding*

Me trying to get my dog to finally poop

I can’t believe they say this shit out loud

Once again blazing new trails in “y tho?”

Twitter retweet by Elon Musk reading: "If current trends continue, Whites will go from being a small minority of world population today to virtually extinct!" above a meaningless fake graphic pushing great replacement lies.

if you still use twitter you support white supremacy

honestly think media downplay trump's mental state partly because they have, like, a thematic problem with there being two sleepy presidents in a row

I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.

Really hideous uniform matchup

Me: *standing in rubble*

AI: “yes, you’re absolutely right. These plans are not structurally sound.”

Cyber Monday? I dunno guys, Black Friday was kinda cyber already, eh?

We give the Packers a lot of crap for poor self scouting but the Vikings really handed the keys for a playoff roster to a dogshit qb room

Mission: Impossible

Over here starting a franchise run through of Mission: Impossible. This first one is a real 90s gem.