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@lackofsense.bsky.social

Lover of all things nerdy. 18+. Am a he/him writer. Also, gay. So, there's that. Born in the long ago year of 1986 BLM, Trans rights are human rights. As long as you don't hate people for being different, you're okay by me.

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Hello!

Making a small update post here to say that I'm planning on posting the prologue of Blood-Bond publicly over the next week!

SFW portion will be on my YouTube
NSFW portion will be available on here and on e621

I plan on posting them back to back in order to tie in together.

21.11.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A little oral loop for my friend Fritz guest starring Buckbottoms under the desk!๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ†๐ŸฆŒ ๐Ÿฅฐ

If you would like to support my smut efforts consider subscribing at;
www.patreon.com/c/Hammytoy
or
subscribestar.adult/hammytoy

Likes and reposts help too! Thank you!

#nsfw #furry #deer #wolf #animation

02.11.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3101    ๐Ÿ” 577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm for the mascot

18.11.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did some character design for a little animated project coming up.

I've not actually drawn that many horses before, it's interesting to see how a design came out in my style...

16.11.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nuh uh, no passing through without a hug tax. โค๏ธ
What can I say, life is getting expensive.
๐Ÿ“ท @ledrahk.bsky.social โค๏ธโค๏ธ

#fursuitfriday

14.11.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New scene on my SubscribeStar/Patreon!
subscribestar.adult/eneirem
www.patreon.com/c/Eneirem

This scene is rather low energy and contemplative, but the future implications that this particular scene sets up in its subtilty become integral to the rest of the storyline.

08.11.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He once wrote a short story about two guys and a dog slowly dying of radiation sickness.

05.11.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is watching Green leave for a costume party, all donned up in a suit and a mask.
Blue: Have fun at the party!
Green: I will! See you tomorrow!

Now alone, Blue looks around himself.
Blue, thinking: Huh. I've got the whole place all to myself. I can do whatever I want.

Blue proceeds to sit on his computer, quietly playing videogames, and then going to bed at 9 pm.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is watching Green leave for a costume party, all donned up in a suit and a mask. Blue: Have fun at the party! Green: I will! See you tomorrow! Now alone, Blue looks around himself. Blue, thinking: Huh. I've got the whole place all to myself. I can do whatever I want. Blue proceeds to sit on his computer, quietly playing videogames, and then going to bed at 9 pm.

31.10.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4310    ๐Ÿ” 833    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

27.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24567    ๐Ÿ” 6487    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 267    ๐Ÿ“Œ 340
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5th of 16 parts to my large scale lewd scene.
First loop of the scene, I want to make sure loops like this aren't ever hung on too long and there's always some kind of variation with each repetition like with the saliva here. Audio really helps with that too...had a time acting this shot. >w>

24.10.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Villains blame everyone but themselves. IT'S THAT BLASTED SPIDERMAN. THERE'S NO WAY IT COULD BE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS!

23.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way.
Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto-

Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen.
Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic?

Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all.
Extremely realistic Green: Of course.

Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion.
Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag?
Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way. Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto- Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen. Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic? Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all. Extremely realistic Green: Of course. Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion. Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag? Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.

17.10.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13006    ๐Ÿ” 3616    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Sideยฎ.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

17.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5404    ๐Ÿ” 1641    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 103
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Debuted my tail bag just now! Thanks to those that noticed it๐Ÿงก #BLFC #blfc2025

14.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1290    ๐Ÿ” 177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrowโ€™s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me ๐Ÿ‘ŒWeโ€™re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. Itโ€™s been a roaring success. For every โ‚ฌ1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got โ‚ฌ1.46 back. Canโ€™t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrowโ€™s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me ๐Ÿ‘ŒWeโ€™re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. Itโ€™s been a roaring success. For every โ‚ฌ1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got โ‚ฌ1.46 back. Canโ€™t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Damn. This is amazing. ยฃ325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

06.10.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15607    ๐Ÿ” 5303    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 803

They confused it for the Willamette mall from Dead Rising

05.10.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always think of the guy in Tekken.

28.09.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can get rid of the Ai overview by adding expletives to the search ^^

23.09.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

President Johnson, in a November 9, 1968 letter to the Smothers Brothers:

โ€œIt is part of the price of leadership of this great and free nation to be the target of clever satirists . . . May we never grow so somber or self-important that we fail to appreciate the humor in our lives.โ€

20.09.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11155    ๐Ÿ” 3314    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 241    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112

You have to be truly heroic and not care about being revered.

23.09.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those games are more or less optimized for a joystick

22.09.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing they donโ€™t understand about drawing NSFW is that itโ€™s a roleplay with yourself. Itโ€™s an expression of your ideas and fantasies, made entirely by you, in a way that canโ€™t hurt anybody. Needing the characters to consent is ludicrous: Iโ€™m the artist and *I* consent. Iโ€™m the only participant.

20.09.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1694    ๐Ÿ” 566    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

As someone with extreme anxiety issues, it literally messes up your brain. It causes permanent damage. When you're in it, you can't think clearly and leaves you scarred after.

20.09.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's an exceedingly naive point of view for him to have. The booker will be whoever TKO wants and that will depend entirely upon how the business goes. They could be sold to Saudi Arabia in a week and the whole team in charge could be gone. WWE is at the whims of capitalism.

19.09.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it weren't so salty, I'd recommend a can of cream of mushroom soup.

16.09.2025 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This week was exceedingly challenging from a work and personal standpoint. Even the weekend. But at times like this you just have to keep going. All you can do is your best so you keep trying to do your best. You just have to trust that the sun will still come out again. cuz it will โค๏ธ

15.09.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1591    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Time to repost this classic Gargoyles smut!
The original commission for Narse that I later decided to expand to the current Gargoyles project, Enjoy ๐Ÿ˜˜

From the bottom of my little heart, Thanks to my supporters, Could not keep doing this without you!

#rule34 #nsfw #animation #brooklyn #Gay

09.09.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1984    ๐Ÿ” 389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.09.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carnegie Hall?

07.09.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Sonic fandom is even older than we thought.

30.08.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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