Ashton “Tripod’errion” Ketchum

Reading this thread made me think about why they say you SHOULD discuss salaries with your peers just make it rent because…………….

$1100

I be tearing those Skittle Fuegos UP. (But only about 5 at a time because my mouth be on fire)

Not a Lactose Intolerance Awareness day campaign. 😂

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She read everything on that card. 😂

“Yall don’t wanna see my win but it’s okay… I got a big ole dick” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

My Love
Make it Last Forever

We wouldn’t be following each other if it was you 😂 and I think you’d remember being on a panel and me hosting it right? 😂

I want one so bad but I have a reaction to them. 😂

So Diddy was like an evil Mr. Krabs. Got it.

Friday work. 💪🏾

Yes that they sent. This was weeks ago but I just asked today. Lol

Ok picture it you’re chilling with someone and they go to show you something in their phone in a message thread with someone and you unintentionally see your nude? How you handling it? 😂

And I ain’t a liar by any means. 😂

I was a panel host for an lgbtq event in Atlanta a few years ago and I’ll just say this one of the people I be seeing yall go up for is not nice et’ all.

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My natal mars is in Gemini and this is how I imagine it when people try me. 😂😂😂 that wit is quick.

Guys saying they’re interested in someone when they really are just using “interested” as a filler word to describe attraction. 😂

Boob day. 💪🏾

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“Jealous of my mansion, YES!”

Prankster.

Emolga.

Togepi and its line.

Whimssss.

“HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS? MESSY LIKE THIS? LOSING HER SHIT?OHHHHH” Midnight Sun is a 10/10 no skips. My favorite album of ‘25.

Woke up gay again.

This 7:48 pm is giving 11:48 pm. if time wanted to do drag it should’ve just said that.

I’m selfish but not at the expense of others. I don’t have any kids or a spouse why would I not be? 😂

If your baseline in life is “fun” you can really fuck up your brain’s reward system making you think normal important stuff doesn’t have value or that it’s boring.

We doing a prenup or we splitting it down?

A crime.