Salami Valentino Jr. cocosandra

Someday someone is going to write a hilarious piece on relationships and corned beef. It's very important that you read it. @fartsandwich.bsky.social

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27.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Sometimes

26.02.2026 14:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Then when you apply for a job and are denied they'll say 'We are looking for someone with LOW FAT dairy experience.'

26.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just purchased something I’m going to call Wig Bus.

JEALOUS???

26.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Such Chads, very Treys, barf.

25.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should have posted this earlier in the month, I know, I suck.

25.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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25.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everybody.

25.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

May the universe grant you strength and good luck

25.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fellow old, I agree.

24.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would argue every reality show should

23.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CHICKEN JOCKEY!

23.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I turned off push notifications from LinkedIn and I've never been happier.

20.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bolsonaro in prison, Yeon sentenced to prison, Andrew arrested on his birthday...and America still holding on to a 34 count felon as President.

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Oh snap this just made me snarf real loud

19.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I AM IN A REALLY BAD MOOD.

18.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should be a pretty easy 40 days then.

17.02.2026 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know I am truly a Midwesterner. It's 48 degrees and I thought "Hmm I should open the windows..."

17.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're going to need some more details, Nick.

13.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BUNNY BALL!!! 😍

13.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Classic Tollhouse on the back of the package always works. Sub salted butter tho

12.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Wyze Definitely Only for Dogs: Ring's Superbowl Commercial (Parody)

DEFINITELY only for dogs. For sure. Like, way. One hundred percent.

DOGS.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROFb...

12.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a reminder that it's free to be kind

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a woman from schitts creek says she is happy you and your feelings are so well acquainted ALT: a woman from schitts creek says she is happy you and your feelings are so well acquainted

Instead of working and dealing with the world, I just want to get high and send Schitt's Creek memes all day.

12.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow I didn't know that about him at all. !!?!?

11.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For yourself or others?

11.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a blue shirt is standing with his arms outstretched and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing with his arms outstretched and making a funny face .

RIP JVDB 💙 Sounds like you were a good person.

11.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck that.

11.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have cramps.

This concludes today's announcements.

11.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That friend is a keeper.

10.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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