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It's an app babes x

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Disney plus x

If you have Disney plus it's all on there x

Ooooh this one is fun. Great fight choreography and it's gorgeous to look at, the sets, the costumes, it's a production designers wet dream.

A good story, great cast and just fun all round. Also helps that Simu Liu is hot 🥵

9/10

Nope, that sickly Victorian waif can fuck off.

😂 the Gheys don't like it when you slag their 5 minute wonder.

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Actors who instantly turn you off a movie. I'll go first.

1. Jared Leto - rapey jesus looking freak.

2. Jonathan Bailey - he can't act.

3. Sidney Boobs Sweeny - big jugs can't be your talent dear.

4. Emma Watson - wingardium get fucked.

5. Timothy Chalamet - gives me the boak

It's the same thing over and over again. They could have had a lot of fun exploring the impact of dinosaurs living amongst humans but nawwwww let's have them all round around the jungle in another mysterious island 🙄

I'm annoyed I watched it. Like ugh noooooo.

They should reboot it and do the first book properly and un-Spielberg the whole thing.

He does nothing for me. He might as well be a fanny.

You only liked it cause that woofter Bailey is in it 😂

CumCakes x

The way I would crawl over broken glass for just a wee whiff of that bush.

It's so bad mate honestly

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So why did you do it????

The sound is fantastic on an Atmos setup but it can't save a very poor film.

Like that four armed dinosaur with the head that made it look like it was wearing a special needs helmet.

Happy Monday Frankie darling xx

Yaaaaaaaaaaay

I managed to mostly stay awake for this one and I'm sorry I did.

Awful, just fucking AWFUL. Plot holes you could ride a T-Rex through. One of the weans has an emotional support dinosaur cause representation matters 🙄

It gets one star for the sound design but that's it. AVOID.

1/10

I'd rather stab myself in the eyes than watch that shit again.

I hope you have a better experience with it x

Can we see you in just the socks? For science of course.

Happy Monday xxx

Hey babes x

You're so pretty though 😍😍😍