@splatterchimp.bsky.social
When I'm not riding my unicycle, I'm riding the D. NSFW, random hodgepodge of my slutty side, and a peek behind the curtain of my day to day. When I get horny, my gods do I get horny.
It's #FatCockFriday! Hard and ready to bust. #FCF
06.02.2026 09:07 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And like that, I'm back. Back and gagging for a pounding.
19.01.2026 17:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like your initiative.
09.01.2026 12:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perks include unrestricted admin privileges, break room, etc...
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09.01.2026 11:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy nude year, you filthy whores.
May 2026 be the year you all fuck like porn stars.
#NYE #NewYearsEve
Seasons breedings you hornbags. Daddy Santa's got you on the list.
I love each and every one of you.
You fucking whores 😍
Yeah. You wanna get down on your knees and show me what you're made of?
19.12.2025 11:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Here's a #FatCockFriday to see you through till Christmas #FCF
19.12.2025 10:53 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Must have more dick in me. Huge dicks, multiple dicks, I'm feeling like a fucking whore. 😜
10.12.2025 19:51 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Shameless self gratification time. And a chance for showing off well @conknbonk.bsky.social sucks dick.
08.12.2025 15:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's that magical day of the year, I'm celebrating 15 years of sobriety today.
Send nudes. I gave up drink, not men.
Dropped something on the bathroom floor, it'd be rude not to strip down and spend 20 minutes on my knees...
Christ, I need a good fucking.
Awwwhhhh yeah. Nice shower and fancy soaps. I fucking love a shower wank.
15.11.2025 20:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
10.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sorry. I'll get on my knees and make up for my mistake. @polkafluxx.bsky.social
07.11.2025 13:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Fat cock Friday everyone. If you're not getting your dick sucked today, get down there and suck one yourself.
#Fcf #FatCockFriday #SuckingDick #WhoreLife
The face. The Cock.
04.11.2025 09:10 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After an afternoon of my friends being complete fucking hornbags, I found this little classic. Just me, rob the dildo, and the inability to use my arm.
02.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
These kinds of plans?
02.11.2025 15:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'll need to clear my headspace and I may just take you up on that.
29.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck yeah I do.
29.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Spent sooo long today cycling around everywhere. So obviously the post ride horn demands I beat the living hell out of my dick later.
29.10.2025 15:57 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Take all the fun out of it...
29.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Link please 👉🏼👈🏼
28.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Post workout horn means I can't stop tugging on my junk. I'm sweaty, horny, and ready to ride some dick.
25.10.2025 14:57 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Late to the #FCF party today. Here's my dick. #FatCockFriday
24.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
21.10.2025 11:54 — 👍 59 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 1
The best dick, is boyfriend dick. Discus.
21.10.2025 10:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because I fucking love cum.
20.10.2025 22:02 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
