𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍

I'm back re-reading fics about them again

#artoirel #stephanivien

❝ you are supposed to duck, Francel ! where's your sense of survival ? ❞

*cocks imaginary gun* pew pew pew

:]

❝ now Ser Estinien... it wasn't that loud! ❞

hmmm. most of these bushes are of the same kind... unless... you may be right about new kinds being planted.

i do not recall a new house pet... i would have to have a word with Francel and limit my pissibilities...

that or i might be coming down with some kind of illness...

he smiles and notices the color of her cheeks but says nothing. ❝ oh hum.. here. ❞ he cuts a fresh red rose from the crop that was overgrown with the flowers. ❝ i find that the color suits you. ❞

Ishgard hardly has any save for the roses... I know for a fact that i am not allergic to those... that would be terrible...

i don't know. if so... what could it be? oh dear...

oh...
oh?

...

ooooh... *coughs* i see.

interesting...

❝ Lady Ysayle... those poor little insects. What have they done to you to deserve such a fate !? ❞

*sneezes abnoxiously loud* this is horrible.

Plume

{ *spits his tea and chokes a little* } warn me next time!

❝ i am so glad you ask! let us go somewhere where no one's safety could be at risk. ❞

// 🤭 petit pois omg.

// I AM TEASING FRIEND! do you know how rare i see french on my screen when it comes to rp? rarely and i am french canadian XD. but yes, france and quebec has a forever ongoing feud at who has the best french which imo, are pretty equal when you exclude the dialect / accent. written, it's the same

// gosh my french in me is like... I WANNA CORRECT THEM SO BAD. i almost went full on ☝️🤓 but i can't... anyways going back on regula XD

bon bon bon... d'un seul coup, tout le monde se prend pour des ishgardien?

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

// OMG

// so sorry i've been more on regula than this lovely bouquet of roses. 🥹👉👈

Kami hugs Stephanivien around his waist, her eyes shut with joy, foot popped up and tail curled. He looks down at her slightly blushing with his mouth open.

Affection Overload - Damage dealt 999999999 ❤️💥 #seashell

(🎨: @neunian.bsky.social)

❝ ——my prospectometer told me all about it... ❞ but his lie is broken by an immediate chuckle. ❝ i'm jesting of course. i just assumed. roses are a delight and house haillenarte's emblem so it was a— ❞ he gasps loudly. ❝ did you just... ❞

[ *offers a rose to reader* ]

❝ mylady, shame was never the issue. however, the time spent of each requests is. we've become so busy. ❞

*sighs*

❝ that being said, you may take the projects then! that would reduce my workload immensely. ❞

❝ well now that you've spilled your deepest darkest secret, i will make it my duty to torment you with this knowledge. ❞

❝ HAURCHEFANT! are you implying that you're amongst those using my service for your carnal exploits? ❞

however, we kindly remind you that this does not mean an open invitation to overwhelm our team with an excessive number of demands... especially those of the er*tic kind. ❞

❝ first and foremost, the skysteel manufactory specializes in the craftsmanship of weaponry and armor. while our research ambitions extend beyond these areas, we are pleased to take in personal requests. [ + ]

Despite the proven efficacy of our cannons and ballistas, however, many knights of Ishgard continue to eschew firearms in favor of the spear and the sword. Ah, the creaking chains of tradition. ...Hark! The very creaking I spoke of draws near!

I loveee how proper Stephanivien speaks while also being a little shit it amuses me to no end