B. Barry

signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry

so you're saying grindr beat meet

there's never a wrong time for bud light all-weatherita

YouTube video by Grand Crayon Farscape | Eyeball Extraction

I feel like Farscape was really ahead of its time in terms of freaky body horror on basic cable

youtu.be/GYB-ArRUR7c?...

found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Father Larry did not come here to fuck around

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

yay my tableted mixed slu-pp-32 / bam15 came, research chemicals are crazy now lol

old!! but seemed to be enjoying themselves. entertaining set at least.

they're actually still touring i just saw them

I know it was 15 days ago but please reassure me that people didn't let slide that caption paired with this picture

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

radio's playing The Upholsterers and it's reminding me to fix my damn couch

james brown and the giant peach

hamburgler in ww2 Hamburg

Hogwarts for autism but you just never get off the train

lesbian Bane. Lezbane.

starting a thread of Sora 2 preview prompts that were rejected

someone out there should name their band No Opener just for the poster shenanigans

FYI

wow ok psa if you're in Chicago and need to poop you could do a lot worse than Schuba's

DAMMIT Cumtucky Derby was right there

Sperm racing is all the rage among the tech bros. Why am I not surprised? | Arwa Mahdawi It started as a gag, but Eric Zhu’s sperm races are doing good work in putting male fertility under the microscope – literally, writes Guardian columnist Arwa Mahdawi

me in a fancy hat spilling a mint julep on myself at the Kentucky Sperby: it's ok i have A System

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I wish more of my friends were on this app so they could see my dumb little posts, but it's probably for the better they can't. Also my new series about elderly Holocaust survivors starting an Onlyfans just got bought, working title is Shoah Hole and we're premiering on Tubi next year

The bees have discovered Brutalism

plecostomus fish aka 'sucky boi'

now all i can think about is one of these little sucky bois cleaning the algae from your computer

this gives me an idea for a diy sous vide

(also wait antifreeze? is freezing a concern?)

just in time for fall!

what about a MAGA hat that says "I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE HE WENT CRAZY" i bet it'd do some numbers

I had thought fourscore and seven beers ago was a joke but turns out no?

Riot fest i love you sm how could you make me this sick 🤧

oh the guys that enforce Witness Orders Of Protection (WOOPs)?

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you