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restaurant idea: hot dogs but they come with little corn holders pre-stuck on each end, no bun, with a long dish of condiment in front

perhaps it’s Perhapselline

oh I see the board of peace has declared war

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i love that whoever made this poster took the time to make sure the rat was eating a chicago style hot dog

for posterity:

legit this sounds rad especially during Muppet Christmas Carol season

also idk how this movie hasn't won every production design award for the last 40 years straight

watching Brazil in the theater, first time I've seen it...

and the Lord High Sparrow can fucking GET IT like damn

man i wish i could go to this. as my decor indicates, i love an Oceanator/Paternoster roster

...cool ok i qt'd the right post this time lol

so i got sent an 8 am meeting request yesterday to talk about how our buyer's doing

anyway unrelated but today i randomly decided to do the wordle

what the fuck man

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

damn Township's bass is so crazy i can feel it in my coronal ridge

x-ray arcade mosh pit for Anita Velveeta

the thinner crowd and more violent pit today mean there's a non-zero chance that somebody goes flying straight into the men's room

I hope this email finds you and in the darkness binds you

finally had a nice time seeing @heartattackman.bsky.social and overcame the awkwardness of last time when i had to drop off chips and salsa on behalf of a rabid fan that's apparently never heard the word 'parasocial' before (...but also couldn't go?¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Mechanically Separated fuckin rules tho

Beastie Boys' guide to crowdsurfing from Lolla '94 (suggesting that one be a 'certified waif' and that, per Bikini Kill's advice, you avoid putting hands on inappropriate areas)

that being said i've always subbed to the Beastie Boys' rules of crowdsurfing, >6' ppl what are u doing lol

i love a place that lets u stage dive ❤️

"winters in Wisconsin are so bad" lol k

damn this just reminded me i really have to construct additional pylons

me: wait you look nothing like jabba

another hutt: yeah that guy is humongous

wait it's british now?

deadass tho

the Effigies show poster, with their name as red and yellow flames coming out of a matchbook and skeleton hands about to light a match

holy shit the Effigies have still fuckin got it. that was so dope. if Burn Bright wasn't tomorrow I would 100% be looking for tickets to Cobra Lounge

see your babyland and raise

that's major depressive disorder to you, private

I have a similar question but about mannequins