Brooklynwatch

lol

Whitaker says the "rules based order works" by allowing authoritarian states to conquer their neighbors. The rules based order begs to differ.

I had missed that the big dick toilet man was our ambassador to NATO

Trump: "The department of everything. We have a department of everything. You know what that is? I think that's called the White House. Into a terrible situation caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden. He used an autopen last year for the turkey's pardon."

Trump's Thanksgiving speech: "Hunter's was good. That was the one pardon, Pam, that was good. Right? The rest of them are all invalid."

Trump: "Lee Zeldin, who has done a great job. A nuclear power plant gets approved in less than a week, okay? I'm only kidding but pretty close to that."

Trump: "We're leading in everything. Our auto plants are pouring back into our country. Wait until you see the jobs coming with them. But they're, many of them are under construction."

Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me."

Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."

Trump lies and claims of DC "we haven't had a murder in 6 months"

Trump on Pritzker: "The governor is a big fat slob"

"They burned the woman. They burned this beautiful woman ... we're moving toward Chicago" -- Trump is now using his Thanksgiving speech to rant and rave about crime in Chicago and his desire to send in the troops

Trump: "I was gonna talk about Pritzker and size. But when I talk about Pritzker I get angry because he's not letting us do the job. So I'm not gonna tell my Pritzker joke. You know, some speechwriter wrote a joke about his weight ... I refuse to talk about the fact he's a fat slob"

Trump: "We have more people praying. The churches are coming back. I don't know if you've been reading that story but religion is coming back to America."

Trump lies: "Gasoline will soon be hovering around $2 a gallon"

Such an honorable man, that President we have.

…. beef?

Happy Thanksgiving

Quiet, piggy

In other words, they force fed the turkeys shit turkeys don’t naturally eat because Trump requested to have the biggest ones ever.

Hi, former turkey farmer here who raised flocks of heritage breed turkeys specifically for Thanksgiving:

What?!

Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."

HAHAHA! HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS ARE FUNNY! DEHUMANIZING IS FUN! HAHA! WE'RE HAVING FUN!

quite a Freudian slip from Fox News' John Roberts here

I think he misread, and it said “beef tallow smoothies”…which, well, I have questions. But I’m not sure I want the answers. I’ll just sit here and [[[[shudder]]]] instead.

Fox chyron: TRUMP EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE NEW HEALTHCARE PLAN

two more weeks!

These are police state tactics.

Bloomberg Exclusive White House National Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett is seen as the top pick to be the next Fed chair 1m ago

Oh god a major idiot.