The NBA Adult Man

Don’t you guys miss all the Nazis in your replies telling you they want to kill you?

Local twitter addict logs onto BluSky when the website goes down

Everyone groans at his shit

You know so much ball it’s crazy

Mental health break, be back later

Feeling very “I can quit whenever I want, I just don’t feel like it”

Challenging myself to not post on Twitter for a little bit, but I still open the app and write the tweets.

56 in drafts so far.

#NoDaysOff #PostersPost

Kind of, the military structure stuff is kinda modern but outside of that, it’s pretty rare in the books. I’d say there’s lots of dialects going on

huge Nothing But Respect playoff mega-pod, with @kofie.bsky.social, @toley.bsky.social, @ichotiner.bsky.social, @kylietcheung.bsky.social, @eamonwhalen.bsky.social, and @samsheehan.bsky.social and as always @lexaprotools.bsky.social

Pelicans’ Problem Isn’t Joe Dumars - It’s Ownership’s Shortsighted Approach Mandates, Misplaced Loyalty, and the Cost of Ignoring Player Voices

Sources say Willie Green has lost virtually all player support and yet ownership insists he be retained. It's not about Joe Dumars, it's about the process leading up to this. The dysfunction starts at the top.

New at the substack:

intheno.substack.com/p/pelicans-p...

So still no groupchats?

We take turns… that’s the secret

switched to citrus dr bronners soap and now i am a death stranding character named Orange-Bathman

🔥 Fresh YKB just dropped

🎙️ Zach Lowe joins the ringer!
🙌 His triumphant return on the Bill Simmons podcast
🏀 DPOY, Sixth man of the year & more.
🤏 How these teams can escape play in purgatory: Hawks, Bulls, Heat & Kings

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Haha, anyone with citizenship in another country besides America up? Maybe you need a bf/husband/house elf?

Walking into the bank with my gigantic check from Elon but it's too big to get through the door - I ram at it for 45 minutes before going home in defeat. Later, I see security cam footage of me in a tiktok next to ants in a lab that solve this problem in 14 seconds

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

Too many followers on the other website and now I get bad replies to everything I say from strangers

Been going over the books at this asylum and, well…

Let’s just say the administrators aren’t who I thought they were

If your squad goals are the nuclear family, that’s a yikes from me, chief.

Still 5 hours until the weekend

kotaro uchikoshi: what if you were trapped in an extreme environment, forced to trust total strangers? what if mankind had the ability to collectively overcome its mental limits? what if you lived with the memories of another timeline? also, what if I, Kotaro Uchikoshi, was horny

They see a game about making money & cant relate 🗣🗣🗣

Real Harvest Moon heads know Story of Seasons clears Metroid Prime 4

(Everyone groans at my shit)

Wow… the possibilities… they are endless

Using up my 19th “it is what it is” of the month

Scenes from the YKB trip to Smoothie King @trillbrodude.bsky.social @samsheehan.bsky.social

I think it’s pretty much impossible to have a bad meal in New Orleans.

When the flight attendant asks how many Diet Cokes I want.

human version