Laura

Extremely My Shit

Hahahahaha. I guess I’m also getting to be Old Stuff

If they ever do this with Montreal they’re catching hands.

Can someone please explain why there is an NHL game going on right now? Is it a holiday or some sort?

He needs crayons for the taste

-ian about b tkachuk’s proud bad math moment on @lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social ➗🤏🧠😛🖍️😭

The media and the Democrats are going to be absolutely complicit.

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

“Thank you for your attention to this matter!” Nigga, this is a not an apartment building and I am not the super. Why are you talking to us like this??????

A Venn Diagram with two circles labelled one as the Darkest timeline and another as the dumbest timeline. Where the two circles overlap is labelled "you are here "

This one.

What timeline are we living in where the phrase “insider trading on war” is not just plausible but fully real and entirely likely?

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Great day to have parents and other family in the Gulf.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Wait what happened what happened

I did not know this

At heart

*when will my love return from war voice*
When will my NHL team learn to win games in regulation?

Absolutely not

Anyone got a spare goalie lying around? I’ll give you 2-3 forwards for him.

I’m so excited to watch Matthew Schaefer play for Team Canada in the future. I am much less excited to watch him play against the Habs this evening.

Your honour, in Slafkovsky’s defense, it was Tony DeAngelo.

I thought this was a joke about how poorly Brady Tkachuk handled the last few days but no this is actually just a fully accurate description of what he just did in a hockey game that’s happening right now

That’s what I thought too, it was off the goalie.

I miss those.

That was not in any way a distinct kicking motion. That was a distinct trying not to fall on his face motion.

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The intention of the anti trans project, from “just asking questions” to “fairness in sports” was always this: to make it illegal and impossible to be trans in society.

To create pretexts for our arrest and removal, if we don’t put ourselves under house arrest.

To punish us for being different.