Laura

A Venn Diagram with two circles labelled one as the Darkest timeline and another as the dumbest timeline. Where the two circles overlap is labelled "you are here "

This one.

What timeline are we living in where the phrase “insider trading on war” is not just plausible but fully real and entirely likely?

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Great day to have parents and other family in the Gulf.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Wait what happened what happened

I did not know this

At heart

*when will my love return from war voice*
When will my NHL team learn to win games in regulation?

Absolutely not

Anyone got a spare goalie lying around? I’ll give you 2-3 forwards for him.

I’m so excited to watch Matthew Schaefer play for Team Canada in the future. I am much less excited to watch him play against the Habs this evening.

Your honour, in Slafkovsky’s defense, it was Tony DeAngelo.

I thought this was a joke about how poorly Brady Tkachuk handled the last few days but no this is actually just a fully accurate description of what he just did in a hockey game that’s happening right now

That’s what I thought too, it was off the goalie.

I miss those.

That was not in any way a distinct kicking motion. That was a distinct trying not to fall on his face motion.

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The intention of the anti trans project, from “just asking questions” to “fairness in sports” was always this: to make it illegal and impossible to be trans in society.

To create pretexts for our arrest and removal, if we don’t put ourselves under house arrest.

To punish us for being different.

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Good morning! We’ve been made aware that our latest episode is not up yet on Apple or Spotify. We’re working to resolve the issue. In the meantime, here it is on YouTube: Montreal Canadiens Forward Battle IGNITES Speculation Before Trade Deadline | Habs Weekly Preview
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CW: transphobia.

See, this is why it can be painful to know too much history.🫤

This post implies that what is happening in Kansas is *similar* to what the nazis did.

But it's not just similar. It's *identical*.

In 1933, nazis revoked trans people's documents. Before 1938.

Paragraph 175 and 183.

For those not well-versed in NHL history, riding a wave of popularity thanks to a hit TV show and a high profile team winning a long-awaited championship then wrecking those vibes by showing it fully supports facism is VERY NHL. The only thing missing is the owners forcing another lockout.

This was a good line. ““The only political bone in any of their bodies is the tax bone. Why do you think every hockey player loves Florida, but no one wants to go to California? Because they love swamps?”

I think there’s a good chance that both Hutson and Caufield come from MAGA families but I think the Habs are smart enough PR wise to be like “you are not alienating our fanbase say we made you come back and you can’t go”

the NHL is the reason the NHL isnt more popular. its not bc of the speed of the game or that ppl cant keep up while watching it. its bc a lot of the players are unlikeable and bland and just downright awful ppl

The Habs have a clown car’s amount of forwards currently.

This episode was so so so fun to do. Don’t miss it!