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i don’t CARE about american politics. “Justice Glerblesnoop voted to overturn Glabbyglonk vs Shnarp! Does this set a historic precedent?” SHUT UP!!!!!

philosophy majors when they have thinking due in 4 hours

How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation Decrease America's dependence on fruits and vegetables. -The Onion

How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation
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i like how whenever someone gives their dislikes they’re always like “dislikes: having wet socks. eating out of date food. being sad” like no way fr?

Supreme Court Hears Arguments in Trans Rights Case: Live Updates Assessing the court’s ultimate direction was complicated by the silence of one justice in the conservative majority, Neil M. Gorsuch, the author of a key case on employment discrimination. The court’s...

Breaking News: The Supreme Court appears inclined to uphold a Tennessee law blocking some medical treatments for transgender youth.

why are a bunch of people getting so worked up about the nyt posting anything on bluesky that isn’t hard news. You do know what a newspaper is right? They have a cooking section, a style section, etc. Some people have interests that they like to read about god damn

it is better to be a human being satisfied than a pig dissatisfied; better to be socrates satisfied than a fool dissatisfied.

Text from a warriors book (about a society of cats that live wild in a forest) “"ShadowClan has the favor of Star Clan," Tigerstar swept on, ignoring the interruption. "We are blessed because we survived the sickness, and I have received the blessing of our warrior ancestors most of all because it was my task to restore the Clan and make it great again."”

YOU GUYS 😳

being a religious fundamentalist but in a quirky and down to earth sort of way

i thought his middle name was R. ??

Sarah

THIS SITE HAS GONE TO SHIT. MOVING TO TRUTH SOCIAL.

follow me there @EzriirzeOnTruth !!

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they’re selling rfk jr on spanish amazon. you can buy him

DATING ADVICE: having a distinctive smell will allow you to stick in the head of all potential partners. Every morning, pour bottles of nail varnish across your body to give yourself a unique and powerful odour. You will be in their head all day long.

NEW TIP: because of dentists, people associate saying “aaah” with being treated/fixed. If you want a partner, follow behind them at their most vulnerable and loudly shout “aaah!” This will remind them of their childhood and the comfort they felt under their dentist’s care.

discord message to “elon musk” saying: “Hey. Can we talk?”.

im actually so nervous rn omg. Idk if you guys know but i’ve had a HUGE crush on him for years now,,, WISH ME LUCK OOMFS !!

if i don’t get 500 followers by the end of the year im posting reddit 196-traa-egg_irl blahaj hornyposting memes

psychology is such a made up field. The fuck do you mean we have to study “Little Hans”??

stay in bed all day cause i don’t wanna be woke

spotify ui showing the song “Woke No More” by “Eagle Wing” being looped. The album cover is an ai generated individual holding a guitar in the country looking at a burning american flag

NEW EAGLE WING GOES HARD🔥🔥🔥

yes! haha! good one!

there is also upper dicker and lower dicker for more exotic bottom surgery locations

meet me in The Dicker, Sussex. I’ll teach you what’s real.

uncropped image search for horses

researching

we should put 500 islington north residents against 500 clacton residents in a big brawl and see who wins

a bunch of grapes

hungering for grapes…

where is the middle west