I hear the Tesla dealership in Paris is on fire. Hey, Musk! You do know these are the guys who perfected the guillotine, right?
07.10.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@drdudley.bsky.social
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I hear the Tesla dealership in Paris is on fire. Hey, Musk! You do know these are the guys who perfected the guillotine, right?
07.10.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Never gonna happen I'm afraid.
07.10.2025 22:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am wid you.
07.10.2025 22:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Animals.
07.10.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The interesting thing to me is--why aren't House Democrats DOING ANYTHING?!
07.10.2025 22:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Aw, c'mon. Even a broken clock...
07.10.2025 15:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What? Not Trump? But but he's physical, right? He should have won! These nerds aren't as physical as HE is. AND he's more photogenic. AND he'll soon have his own coin so who needs your stupid prize? (Besides, I heard the Nobel committee is failing miserably.)
07.10.2025 15:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes, Virginia, some people will believe that it's true.
07.10.2025 14:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โWhat a difference a presidency makes, Jesse, right? I mean, we are now totally over that destructive, stupid era of toxic masculinity and now weโre in an era of real masculinity thanks to the bold, muscular leadership of President Trump and our Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.โ
Blue pill, please.
I had surgery six months ago in a small city in Oregon. It was treacherous. The line seemed to stretch for miles. And the worst part? Not a single person spoke English! My wife had to sneak in food since it had all been eaten by illegals. I'll never have surgery in America again!
07.10.2025 10:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0popular.info/p/the-devolu.... "And that's the way it is..."
07.10.2025 10:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0www.huffpost.com/entry/robert.... What astounds is how long that took to 'figure out'.
07.10.2025 10:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Okay, we saved Jiminey Kimmel's show. Now let's save America!
07.10.2025 10:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Drug abolition didn't work so well; imagine how much harder dealing with greed would be.
06.10.2025 23:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I understand. And I'm one of them. But only geographically.
06.10.2025 23:16 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This deserves some love.
06.10.2025 23:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It is possible that that doddering old turnip believes Portland really is in cinders and only he can help.
06.10.2025 13:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ugh! We were talking about this earlier today.
05.10.2025 05:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Then let's get the show on the road!
06.10.2025 00:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Honey, I stopped using google years ago. As soon as someone or thing declares they'll do no evil...it's just a matter of time.
06.10.2025 00:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Project 2025 strategy: When things go wrong (and they WILL)...Biden.
05.10.2025 17:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0James Dobson has been taken up by his maker. Or is it down?
05.10.2025 02:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Diddy got giddy over God,
Thought that'd help to set him free;
But the judge and God,
They didn't agree,
Now Diddy is inmate 867543.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025.... Just so we're clear who our friends are.
04.10.2025 13:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Confederacy of Dunces, indeed.
04.10.2025 13:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Spot on.
04.10.2025 12:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There IS one thing we can thank him for as a man--what not to look like when we turn 80.
04.10.2025 12:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They bought me a box of tin soldiers,
I threw all the generals away;
I smashed up the sergeants and majors,
now I play with my privates all day.
"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilisation in between."
- Oscar Wilde