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02.03.2026 19:42 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Then all the MAGA dipshits will start wearing them too, like the sympathetic Kotex taped to their ears when he got βshot.β
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everything going exactly according to planlessnes
02.03.2026 14:14 β π 674 π 187 π¬ 17 π 16Shocking, what happens when you put a drunken steroid-addled cheating grifter in as Secretary of Defense
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FLASHBACK β HEGSETH: "βI've been a recovering neocon for six years now...The foolishness with which we ricocheted around the world intervening, thinking it was in our best interest when really we just overturned the table and created something worse."
(From Home of the Brave)
The Israelis and Saudis probably think they should get as much out of him as soon as possible, since he might stroke out at any moment.
02.03.2026 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But then he canβt even try to cancel the midterms βbecause weβre at war.β The timing is weird. Maybe the Israelis and the Saudis just totally played his stupid ass.
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Remember, US service members and their loved ones: to Trump, youβre βsuckers and losers.β
01.03.2026 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mark Warner: "I saw no intelligence that Iran was on the verge of launching any kind of preemptive strike against the United States. None."
01.03.2026 16:33 β π 18788 π 5591 π¬ 635 π 264Nah, thatβs single-digit age intellectual function.
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"No more wars!" - MAGA 2025
"No more forever wars" - MAGA (last month)
"More wars!" - MAGA (today)
Yes in this particular moment the blame is 99.9% on Republicans. A dozen Rβs in Congress could together end this presidency now
28.02.2026 22:35 β π 1779 π 353 π¬ 31 π 10Fuck every Trump voter forever.
28.02.2026 12:45 β π 1588 π 232 π¬ 27 π 17Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk By Maureen Dowd April 30, 2016
happy 10-year anniversary to this razor-sharp political prognostication
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Never drop the grift.
28.02.2026 19:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But he wouldnβt have picked her if she looked like Elise Stefanik.
28.02.2026 01:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Make it stop.
28.02.2026 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The βfully exoneratedβ line is what he uses when heβs 100% dead to rights guilty as fuck and he canβt even something up.
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Looks like it was a bit of a streakpocalypse today.
just a coterie of dipshits
26.02.2026 18:23 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Theyβre hoping to stall this until one or the other of them dies.
26.02.2026 18:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Daily rando
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I almost did a little dance!
Blind man. Burmese Rohingya. Buffalo. Buys curtain rod for stick. Walks. Gets lost. Ends up on porch. She calls cops. They come. Drop cane. Canβt understand. Beaten & Tazed. Detained. Plea deal. Released CPB. Drops 5 miles from home. Tim Hortons. 8 pm. February. Now. Dead. USA. 2026.
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