Born this gay 💪🏽🪬 @valbanana

Girl, why is the universe so hellbent I’m not letting me have enjoyable threesomes ??? Also… people who are not attracted to each other shouldn’t lure an innocent unicorn like myself 😔

08.10.2025 01:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heeyyyy 🥵

07.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All I keep doing is laying in bed and not actually doing what I’m supposed to be doing at work. I keep cancelling on people because I literally have zero emotional space and the days I show up I can’t do anything else. I am BURNT OUT. CRISPY. 😭😭😭

07.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pls !!

07.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t even begin to explain how hot this is 😮‍💨

07.10.2025 01:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My mom after watching this from videodrome… damn girl you can still pop and lock!?! LMAOOO

06.10.2025 18:43 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Heeyyy 😍

06.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heyy just dropping in

06.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Fully lmao

05.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dissociating ™️ on the bus while Treat Me Like a Slut plays on my noise cancelling headphones 🤩

05.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have been awake less than 2 hours and I’ve already ****** *** 3x already 😵‍💫

05.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

05.10.2025 09:08 — 👍 37058 🔁 16712 💬 800 📌 2361

Basically wrote a 1,200 word (I checked) essay letting my new therapist know why I need help while filling out intake paperwork lol

04.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The spirit of them lives through you. Amen

04.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

04.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Actively being ignored by someone at the club… while the world is on fire and I’m walking down the street hoping I don’t get picked up by an ICE-copter… really hits different :)

04.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Latina by injection IKTR !

04.10.2025 06:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m saying !

04.10.2025 05:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Girl…

04.10.2025 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s right! You do look beautiful !!💕

04.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Blaze it !

03.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

03.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I love you !!!!

03.10.2025 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Luc deserves all the flowers !!! “Mother” of the year zown !!!

02.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

:((( He is so loved by many !!! He is a true artist and this doesn’t define his worth !!

02.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤭🤭🤭

02.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

02.10.2025 17:23 — 👍 51 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

Czech Hunter-Gatherer

02.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 98 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 3

😔😔😔

02.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pinky*

01.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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