Alexandra

Scam text that reads "hi mam/dad this is my new number. Can you send me a message through Whatsaap"

"hi mam/dad" might have went a little too broad on the scam text there buddy

I wanna go taco bell

do you think there's a lot of sexual tension between rally drivers and their navigators

lfg ty!! Excited!! :)

70% of the things I'm scared of aren't real and 20% of them aren't worth being scared of. 10% is real shit tho

Id love to go!!

My dad has a security camera in his living room and he was using it to watch our dog sleep on the couch while we're out that's so cute

My pupils are dilated from eyedrops and my eye is bruised from a piercing so i look like I got punched in the face :(

aside from hollow knight silksong coming out and it only costing 20 dollars there hasn't been any good news in 5 years

It took me 4 years of saying I want to leave my job for that to manifest itself. I've been saying I want to get buff for about 3 so maybe that is close by also. unfortunately, I just have to wait and see what happens

Oh please do send me a reccomendation!! I suppose I can live without an 80s muscledyke personal trainer if needs be

does anyone have any contacts for personal trainers in dublin who look exactly like katy o'brian in love lies bleeding. will settle for kristian stewart

who the fuck is that

oh no i've hit the playing mobas stage of being unemployed

if you put me in a cockpit and got kurt on the phone i think I could wrap em both up in 20 mins tops

One time the sleep paralysis demon flipped out from behind my wardrobe like it was a cardboard ghost at a funfair haunted house for kids. Sometimes he's just goofy with it I think, gotta keep the job interesting

turns out the secret to a healthy poly relationship is figuring out ways to still have torrid affairs

elon musk is the worst thing that ever happened to ketamine

*solemnly stares out window*

Time makes cucks of us all.

if they made a an armpit vape I'd hit it

windy as fuck in afraid

how is a girl with no driver's license meant to keep on truckin. they'd pull me over

"i would take a bullet for you" okay well how about eating a vegetable and doing moderate physical activity instead. would you do that for me

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

Pluribus literally has a scene where the American main character talks down to a group of non native english speakers in frustration that they're not as righteously individualistic as she is while STANDING IN FRONT OF AN AMERICAN FLAG and ppl on the subreddit are like yes go girl you're nailing it

The same delivery guy has delivered a package to me for each of the last three days and it feels like we're friends now

I think in a few weeks I'll probably take pics and organise everything I don't want thats up for grabs, I'll let you know when I do!

I have like three times the amount of clothes I would ideally have. where did this all even come from. so many shirts I don't particularly like from bands I don't particularly remember. none of you spark joy

Yeah but you've gotta pick a specific subgenre of cis woman, the more niche the better imo