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hatsune michael cera

@unpoisonedsxe.bsky.social

27 🗣️ they/she 🚭 straightedge 🚗 shitbox enthusiast 🕹️ manual elitist jerk ⚧️ gender isnt real 🇵🇸 free palestine 603->412

52 Followers  |  76 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.5908

Latest posts by unpoisonedsxe.bsky.social on Bluesky

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anyway, i live in pittsburgh now lol

(i know my wheels are gross, shut up)

14.09.2025 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh hi, forgot this app existed lmao

14.09.2025 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Silver Lake (Burnout 3: Takedown, Ps2-Xbox, Criterion Games, 2004)

05.01.2025 22:56 — 👍 45    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

despite all my cage, i am still just a rat in a hat

26.04.2025 11:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

such a killer lineup this year

21.04.2025 18:37 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

why does rehabilitating a car have to take so long???? 😭😭😭 i just want my bmw back 💔💔

21.04.2025 13:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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feels nice to finally be driving this around on the road

03.04.2025 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hardest pic ive ever taken of the hardest car ive ever owned

29.03.2025 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of my coworkers said "i have to race like a piss horse" today and i cant stop thinking about it

20.03.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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new whip, who dis?

08.03.2025 17:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Opinion: I Respect Your Choice To Have Kids, so Long as You Admit My Child-Free Lifestyle Is Way Cooler Than Yours With inflation on the rise, climate change increasing rapidly and the second Trump presidency underway, many millennials aging well into their 30’s are deciding whether or not to start a family. I per...

Opinion: I Respect Your Choice To Have Kids, so Long as You Admit My Child-Free Lifestyle Is Way Cooler Than Yours
thehardtimes.net/opinion/opin...

07.03.2025 15:05 — 👍 129    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 4
Political cartoon. Rep Al Green, D-Texas standing up and pointing his cane yelling "HE DOES NOT HAVE A MANDATE TO CUT MEDICAID!"

In the lower corner are two people hiding behind round signs. One reads "Civility!" and the other says "Did he not get the sign memo?"

Political cartoon. Rep Al Green, D-Texas standing up and pointing his cane yelling "HE DOES NOT HAVE A MANDATE TO CUT MEDICAID!" In the lower corner are two people hiding behind round signs. One reads "Civility!" and the other says "Did he not get the sign memo?"

“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” – John Lewis

06.03.2025 22:12 — 👍 25975    🔁 6536    💬 259    📌 202
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

07.03.2025 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i think itd be really funny if, once this is all over, canada ends up gaining 50 new provinces

06.03.2025 13:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

for those asking if im okay, no i am not 💖

26.02.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how come the people who die young are always the ones least deserving of it?

26.02.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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driving in snow storms is wild, what do you mean this 2x salvaged fwd shitbox is gapping raptors and cybertrucks like theyre nothing?

17.02.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

quick shout out to trans men who just look like someones dad

05.02.2025 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the most random useless superpower i wish i had is to make the bass boosted 3@rr@p3 sound effect with my vocal chords at will

28.01.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im lowkey like if a pathetic loser were kinda cool

26.01.2025 07:11 — 👍 525    🔁 73    💬 12    📌 0

thinking about that guy at the gas station today who only bought caffeine pills and a red bull

23.01.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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i opened threads and this was the first thing it showed me lmao @brandontsnider.bsky.social

14.01.2025 03:07 — 👍 16340    🔁 1364    💬 476    📌 101

someone please help me, im fantasizing about subarus again

13.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the bmw x6 and its consequences have been a disaster for the automotive industry

12.01.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NIMBYism has caused a nationwide housing shortage, has stopped our ability to prevent wildfires effectively, and stopped any progress on making existing trains faster. We must stop letting bad actors impede progress.

12.01.2025 17:33 — 👍 161    🔁 23    💬 5    📌 0
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Sums it up nicely.

12.01.2025 17:13 — 👍 37589    🔁 6214    💬 792    📌 201

pretty cool how every three hours i get a notification that a porn bot followed me only for that account to get thanos snapped out of existence by the time i actually get around to opening the app and manually deleting them from my follows myself

12.01.2025 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Schiff: "I've been in Congress a long time approving aid after disasters. I never once even considered 'is this hurricane hitting a red or blue state?' ... we need the incoming president to view it that way."

12.01.2025 16:21 — 👍 39219    🔁 6463    💬 1776    📌 404

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