Invent another work trip and come back early...

Every few years, the media discovers that Nigel Farage is a fascist. Then they forget so they can discover it all over again.
How about we just don't let him destroy our country?

Bury a body in a deep vertical hole so it won't show up on a geophysical scanner. Once you've got a couple of feet of earth on top, bury a dead dog, so if the cadaver sniffer dog gets excited they'll think that's why. But hey, I'm no expert...

You would love the 2003 John Crowley film "Intermission"...there's something similar in it

BladeoftheSun

What did Karl Marx predict?

He predicted that under unrestricted Capitalism money would be concentrated into the hands of a handful of individuals, that Governments would become controlled by the richest, and that wages would be subsistence level.

He was right.

I'd fuck you...

When they buried the inventor of Tetris, the entire cemetery collapsed...

I had a girlfriend whose sex face was pure Robin Williams...

I'll take you home early in order to fuck your brains out...

Brain scan came back negative...

@fesshole.bsky.social I accidentally pressed the button for "loose Brussels sprouts" in Sainsbury's self checkout because it's under the button for mushrooms. Turns out they're much cheaper than mushrooms, so I've been buying loose Brussels sprouts for over a year in a shop that never sells them...

Did you name him "Ford"?

not for long...

Good afternoon from the UK...

Kuwait and Saudi Arabia don't allow The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do...

If someone makes a lot of money selling household appliances (mainly for food storage), does that make them a Fridge Magnate?

Brexit costs the government around £90bn.

Without Brexit we could have tax cuts and spending increases. We would have hope & optimism, not gloom & despair.

Brexit harms the British people, especially the poor & vulnerable. No politician can support Brexit and claim to care for ordinary people.

The drop in drug prices- is that because he pardoned the Honduran president?

Is it to walk around barefoot on the rug and make fists with his toes?

Trevor McArdle

Do we really believe that Farage, as an MEP, got paid nothing for making the same points as Martin Gill

Gently pull your mouth onto my cock...

Nice outfit x

I am always horny x

How do you milk a sheep?
Launch a new iphone...